We stayed at the Hotel Novotel at Charles de Gaulle airport for our two nights. The entrance to the hotel is literally part of the metro station, so that was very convenient. Mental status check - we are both very tired. We have enjoyed the trip very much but are ready to be back on U.S. soil. We don't have much tourist energy left to give, and we both kind of smell, but that is due to the fact that washing out clothes in sinks in Ireland didn't work very wel...

Here you go Daniel... We got to the airport ass early. Checked our backpack, made it through security and then I watched Scott eat a sandwich. Popped an ativan before we left the house. Started to actually feel that one and just felt a little silly and uncoordinated. We walked over to our terminal and sat there. I took a second Ativan. So I was a little butterfly-ish. We boarded. It did look like a giant coffin. We pulled away from the gate and it start...