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POO EVERYWHERE!!!
We woke up early morning to the sound of Nic shouting at us "guys help I'm weeing out of my bum". Still dizzy from sleep Josh rolled over and vommitted in a bin. When surrounded by Nics diarrhoea and Josh's vomit, Chris and Miranda started to doubt their choice of travelling partners. This was intensified when Josh and Nic swapped roles and rooms and Nic came into the bedroom to vomit while Josh went to the toilet to "wee".
Four toilet rolls and two packs of kandoo later, the toilet was blocked. Miranda and Chris remained severely unimpressed and distinctly healthy (Miranda thinks it was the motorbike detour). This was obviously a problem that needed to be resolved because Nic still hadn't finished and went to reception seeking another area to relieve himself. Unfortunately there was no toilet paper so he had to run back up describing to us how it was "dripping down his legs" (don't worry if you know nic you'll know he has a re fact to exaggerate). Calling reception was quite amusing. Nic trying to describe the problem consited of "too much poo, toilet no work".
10minutes later a plumber arrives expecting the flush button to be broken. He had NO IDEA what was waiting for him. When he walked in the bathroom he took one look, gagged and said "excuse me sir" and left the room. We were confused untill we heard him vommitting in the corridor. Unfortately this is no exaggeration - we have it on film! Returning with a gas mask, the poor man unblocked the toilet for us. Another man tried to explain how to correctly and efficiently wipe our bums. He asked where the bin was from the bathroom only to find it full of our vomit and nics used toilet paper. Delightful.
Around 8pm the room had become unbearable. We decided to leave and find some food. Thankfully we discovered an amazing restaurant recommended in our guide books that was so so nice. We sat cross-legged on cushions and enjoyed some really good food before going back to the hostel to the toilet.
Much love
X x x
Ps at the time we are writing this you'll be pleased to know the stomach bug passed through quickly (this is no surprise tbh) and we are all back to full health! The only lasting damage was Miranda and chris's opinions of Nic and Josh.
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