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Jess in India
howdy, y'all. i'm too lazy / i've already spent too much time on the internet to write a new blog, so here's the email i mass mailed to everyone:
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Hello everyone! namaskarji. apologies for the horrendously mass-ness of this email, but i'm far too lazy to write to everyone individually - sorry! also if you're out of the country either 1) bloody well get back in the country or 2) dismiss me as an idiot who can't be bothered to check who she's ticked on the compose mail thingy.
sooo, hope you're all well and surviving the april snow (huh?). this is a hugely early note to remind y'all again that I shall be back in the country in about 3 weeks time. i know your diaries are very very hectic, so i thought an early reminder was good. plus i'm a little bit excited, innit.
however, you've only got a very short window of time, as i'm back on 30th april at 11.30am and leave at 8.45pm on 8th may. that gives me about 105 hours to see you all, if I don't sleep (and i don't intend to). so ladies and gentlemen and ragamuffins, what i want from you is..... book your space! let me know when you're free and i can come and hunt you down. so far my plans are to be in london til friday, then go to oxford for graduation (eek, more hours gone!) on the weekend, then back to london.
my only aim is to see you lot, hand over some garish and unsettling presents, and retox for a bit..... dinners, lunches, breakfasts, teas, coffees, drinks, nights out (especially nights out!), dancing, walks, cultural things, surreptious meetings in clandestine places, unsurreptious meetings in public places, chills, coches and whatever else you can think of are all encouraged, nay desired.
i'll promise to tell you lots of stories about dysentery, monkeys, rickshaws and anorak-wearing stalkers (sadly not the same story). get emailing..... feel free to organise yourselves into relay teams, if it makes it easier.
love you all lots, mwah mwah
jess xx
ps. please pass this on to all and sundry. especially sundry, i've lost his email.
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