I've decided to give you a morning update of the nights events!

I got up to go to the toilet at about 1ish and as I left my dorm I was greeted by the sight of an English man bending over a 9inch dildo saying it was all about the angle and he didn't know how women did it. I couldn't help but laugh and he apologised. I told him I worked at Ann summers and nothing would shock me, the usual questions and conversation that come from that happened! His name was Charlie and came from Hatfield(I think), we were also talking to Lydia the receptionist and another lady who never told me her name, I don't think she worked here. We talked about travelling, where I had been, where I was going and how much better it is to travel alone. Charlie totally agreed and put it perfectly by saying 'you don't have to please anyone' He then explained the dildo, Lydia was recently 23 and they bought her a 23cm dildo as a present. A Canadian man who works here, who's head and face was half shaved and half not, It's not as bad as it sounds the hair on the hairy side was only about a weeks worth, looked kinda cool. Anyway he came through the front door and proudly announced he came climb the 3 flights of stairs to the hostel in 13 seconds. Charlie said he would do it all night tonight until he beat him lol. The Canadian guy then went on to tell us how he had just got hit-on by a guy down the road to the sound of 'Every breath you take' by The Police and made Lydia YouTube it so that he could act out his story. It was hilarious but pretty impossible to write down. Loretta the lady from London that works here joined the conversation and we all had some mango. I went to bed but could have stayed there chatting all night. I'm tempted just to hang here for the day until my train, it's so relaxed. The Irish guy left me a note on my bed to thank me for lending him my adapter, he left his name, James, but no number :( lol
I think I'll wait for my phone to charge and then head to the islands by boat that Lydia told me about.