"Hate different or love different, but one must know different" Today began with a trip to purchase new sandals, as the Mrs' fell apart en route to breakfast. Breakfast in the hotel was the usual mixture of fruits, cereals, noodles, meat, roast, sushi, cantelope, rhino horn and almost anything else you could imagine. They also had yellow watermelon! It tasted like watermelon, had the texture of watermelon, but it was yellow. Truly something I had never tried be...

Unfortunately, none of the stores in the mall below the twin towers sold fish hooks in any sort of quantity that would be worthy of a record breaking attempt. I gesticulated to a guy, who misunderstood and ended up bringing me what appeared to be two genetically enhanced prawns who had been allowed to swim in steroids and growth hormone solution since their birth (or hatching, whatever prawns do to enter this world). I have attached the picture of the creatures f...

Every person is made differently. Different people handle pressure in different ways. It would appear that my cells react in a most aeriform manner. Indeed, I tried to no aviail to google what the pressure changes in an aircraft cabin were, but ended up thoroughly confused. What I can be sure of is that the climate is that much warmer as a result of the pervasion of effluvium that mysteriously clouded my seating area regularly. Now, I did promise a review of th...

I am not entirely sure what the purpose or content of this blog will be. However, I will try my utmost to limit the amount of factual "we just ate breakfast" type of entries. That being said, we just did eat breakfast. And checked in. Not in that order. Airports are places filled with a dichotomy of emotions constantly battling for supremecy to capture the hearts of its inhabitants. The buoyant joy and exhilaration of travel is constantly weighed down by the ...