WE WANT BLOG WE WANT BLOG WE WANT BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Going away for le weekend so I expect this to leave you ample time to have written again for my entertainment upon my return. Oh, and gossip- heather mills macartney is making THE most amusing dramatic tit of herself during her divorce proceedings. xxxxxx
Smame
Firstly - the Kersel Massive are on a national television advert for a channel 4 programme called rude tube! I am so sorry you have missed this delight.
Now my most exciting news is out of the way I just want to say how good all your travels sound. I feel like my holiday last week is a year away already - work has been uber stressful. Have another week off soon though and am going to go to the Bury for some home cooking :)
Missing you loads, blog on,
Mwah x x x
Ele
Well hello there lady!
I went and stayed with Warl t'other night in a fantastic 'I need a bed for a couple of nights' (me) 'I'm far too busy to entertain you so here are some keys' (her) arrangement. It worked well. We ate lots of white mushy things (porridge, risotto, rice pudding. Coincidence). Luke (friend from SK) is visiting and we're off to Dublin today, whoop whoop! I'm only there for two nights as I have to be back for work on Sat (remember that??). For some reason we have *beautiful* weather at teh moment, really quite warm (well, you can take your thermals off) and very bright and sunny. I went home with LUke yesterday and showed him some of Bucks' finest stately homes and countryside; the five arrows at Waddesdon; the windmill at Quainton. Fabulous. And it was so sunny I got to wear my sunglasses and look pretentious the whole way round! Even better!
Jules
hey dude
you travels look so amazing!
Just wanted to check a few things with you! were going to cook island too now, i think i remeber you saying that before you went there you had to have a place to stay sortee just wondered where you stayed! also on your travel injections whats the time scales on them do they have to be seprated out and whats the time scales on that?
where all moved out of manc homesless now, so no going bck! like you we sold our sofas to 3 scallys, (made me think of you when you sold your car) we got the sofas on ebay for £5 nearly 2 years ago and the scallys bought them for £20! bargain!
missing you dude hope you well!
xxxx
Carly
Oh yeah, been to a model UN conference this weekend. The resolution I wrote got passed by the entire committee by the end of the session. Not cos it was good but cos I made friends with people and they just did what I told them. This dimpomacy lark is going to be so undiplomatic and manipultive, I can't wait!!! (sniff).
Not exactly breaking news but the pictures made me wet my pants so enjoy this snippet.
oh, our landlady is selling her house, which is all well and good, but I am slightly bitter because she is selling it to her THICK buck toothed retard daughter who breathes through her mouth (more specifically through her gappy teeth) and laughs with a snort and wears clothes which make her look like a potato which I find very offensive. She is such a MORON. And I have to move for this ridiculous creature. I am not happy. But I am looking at old street and hoxton which is very cool so I might be too good for you upon your return.
That's it from me. Jenny, I was having fun at school and not doing my spelling homework. Geek. Didn't you go to Miss Moses' house for tea once?
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Carly
OMIGOD!!! (translation for our more mature blog subscribers: "Oh My God").............. Katie my news of the week starts with the most exciting thing I have to report to date: Kerry Katatonia and that thug bald bus driver bloke who she married and then tried to bottle in some pub or whatever have their own Peter-Jordan style show next month! It is called crazy in love and the posters have them intertwined in a big strait jacket. You would be beside yourself with televisual excitement!! I am contemplating buying a freeview box just so I can exercise my disbelief and anger at the telly once a week.
Onto other news: Camden market had a fire the other night. I am going to have a poke around in the ashes tomorrow to satisfy my curiosity (and because it is reading week, so I can either partake in the above or read........) erm... oh, I have been compiling information all day and now I have forgotten it all! Let me check the BBC and Het websites. I'll be back...
Don't worry- we close our eyes when we get to embarrassing bits.
Jenny
Firstly, Carly, it is intrigued. Somebody CLEARLY didn't do their spelling homework at school.
I like the pictures- the one of you coming out of the plane from the side looks EXACTLY like the one of me I have. Freaky. Maybe we are sisters after all. I also enjoyed the shaven bunny picture, although you have clearly mauled the poor creature, you will never make a hairdresser.
I am so jealous, I am so sick of England at the moment. Neighbours is however moving to channel 5 tomorrow so there is a special programme tonight. Oh yes, that is the extent of excitement in my life.
Keep having fun. I still can't believe you are on the other side of the world!
Love you xxx
Carly
Yes, intreigued. Intriegued.
D'oh, no idea.
Carly
KATIE!!! Your mum and dad are reading this!! You can't use the word masturbate!!!!!!! Although I am quite intreagued to know what someone who has been doing aforementioned act in the mirror all morning looks like? Happy??? A bit tired???
Ahem, what I actually mean is thank you for your excellent discriptions of your trips so far. I hope you are keeping a little book. I wish I could have met the barbies, were their dads lawyers?
Miss you!!!!!!!! Think of you daily, sometimes scornfully but mostly in a friendly manner.xxxxxxx
ps. phew, that sum was an easy one! 3!! It is difficult when the answer is like, 9.
