Carly- as if Katie is going to be godmother to your children. You lost God many, many years ago.
Katie - you got burnt. And you say 'lesson learnt'???? Shouldn't you have learnt that lesson about five years ago? Hmmm? We all know well your tendency to burn.
Some news from Engerland: I've joined a gym, went to RPM this morning and was nearly sick it is so hardcore (and I was hungover which didn't help). Shameless is getting funnier with every episode, Amy Winehouse sang at the Brits she was obviously on some kind of replacement, like Methodone or something as she wasn't quite with it, but she was ok enough to sing. The presenters on This Morning had a lot of sympathy for her. I'm not sure why but it was Aimmon Holmes and some other lady presenting; where are Phil and Fern? The Osborne family presented the Brits; they gave Ossie as little to say as possible and he didn't mess up. Take that won a prize and collected it wasted, (apart from Gary, obviously, who was not wasted). Leona Lewis was nominated for four and didn't win anything whereas Kate Nash did! As if. Ooh, and Girls Aloud showed up without Nadine as she had 'lost her passport'. Hmmmm. England are playing France in the six nations on Saturday - I'll let you know the score as I'm sure you're dying to find out!
Laters x
Carly
Can you PLEASE be careful. I need you to be godmother to my children one day, and I am NOT having you telling them it's ok to jump off of bridges and out of planes. Can't you just do something sensible like kit a nice jumper out of that angora rabbit? xxx
Natalie
Mancock, I love the tramps theme!! Your outfit was the best! The Wellington - Lake Mahapinua blog is one of my favourites! Thanks again for all the facts, how do you remember them all? Do you carry a note pad? London's same old same old at the moment. New pad is coming on nicely. Oh I'm freelancing as an interior designer now, have my first client meeting on Sunday, which I'm extremely nervous about!! Ohhh Jules has got the funniest job! Are you ready for it…......... She works as a Health and Safety monitor in an Abattoir!! She's been scaring me with horror stories about how sausages are made! She's having a leaving do in the next few weeks, I may well suggest the 'Tramps and 'Prostitutes' theme! Glad your having lots of fun, I'm very envious, keep the blogs coming, stay safe. Miss you lots
Crolla xxx
Matt
A 15,000ft parachute jump and then the third highest bungy jump in the world! What is next Miss Hancock? xxxx
Jenny
Sounds amazing, as usual- please put juicy/ dodgy/ offensive stuff on though, I am sure mum and dad will cope, dad has told me many times that he could tell me some stuff that would make my hairs curl (not entirely sure what that means)
How was the bungee jump? So so jealous! I want to do one sooo much.
Missing you
xxxx
Muv
Hear!Hear! Just to set the record straight--- I DON'T want to have to read a boring message board, so keep it coming, folks! It's only Katie's blog I want to show to some of the more "sensitive" members of the family!
AJ
Spoilsports ! I seem to have missed all the naughty bloggs. How can I liven up my dull life if you stop all the dodgy ones ?
Muv
It's STILL raining in Rarotonga!
Muv
It's not so much what other people write but what the authoress herself writes!!
PS I love reading all the gossip!
Katie
Can people please stop writing dodgy things on here because my mum reads this and apparently it's pissing her off
Stu
Rite there t*** Magee, hows it going, getting involved in the meat wagon? the locals love to see the kiwi express rock into Queenstown, fresh meat! give me a shout an let me know when your gonna be here if your are? an i will get some time off, my number is 02102550281 love ya
Carly
Apparently tit is not deemed rude enough to asterisk by STA blogs, but b***** is.
When I next get reeeeeeeeeeally bored I am going to type in every swear word I know and see which are officially less rude, as decided by STA, on the rudeness scale. xx