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So, our second leg of our travels began by meeting up with the other crew, harry, ed and charlie. the journey was fun and i watched the wrestler and high school musical 3. they were enjoyable but my entertainment was somewhat tarnished by the whale behind me finding some neccesity for kicking my seat constantly. i had a dream in which i slit her throat which eased my initial anxiety. we landed in new zealand after a considerite mind f*** with time zones in which we established that sam, who flew the day before had in fact been in new zealand since tomorrow whilst we were in LA!!!!!!!!
now one knows slater as a misfortunate soul and comedy seems to follow him like a bad smell. btw on the topic of smells, the travelling did not go down well with my B.O and i smelt very bad. anyway, slater managed to screw up the immigration form so badly that he claimed he didnt pack his bag, and that he was carrying fertiliser, and over 25 grand in cash!!!! luckily we noticed before anything went horribly wrong. however, will was not content with this and after an inspection by customs, they found that his rugby boots contained mud on them and that he was liable to 100 grand fine or jail!!! not good, not good at all. they took pity on this unfortunate soul realising he was merely incompetent and frankly a lost cause, they let him be on his way.
got to aukland this morning and we began the day with a pint followed by a bungee spring for me harry and sam! i was bricking myself and asked the bloke what the death rate was, he claimed that i "didnt want to know".... this eased my fears (it didnt) and we were promtly thrust into the air 200 metres. it was great fun. we then had lunch and played frisbee and rugby on the beach before realising how unfit we were. we talked about the good old days of when we had six packs and then promptly bought some beers to drown our sorrows. tonight we get leshed! (on another note will and i gave face for gina and hillary)
2nd day in aukland, we play touch rugby for 45 minutes once again trying to improve our continuing lack of fitness! myself will and slates then decided to peroxide our hair. we knew it was a risky decision and our initial fears were realised when our hair turned out neon blonde/red!!!! we look like we have been exposed to radiation :( oh well, our motto is you only live once and we are certainly living up to our name. sam also got a mullet...
the evening came around quicker than expected and our thirst for lesh drew us to the free bar tab at the neighbouring bar. we collected our drinks and participated in a pool competition in which our odds of winning were 50/50 (we entered 8 and 16 had entered) we somehow managed to lose and returned to the bar dejected!!! however we drunk and we drunk to the point that we were all asked to leave because they thought we drunk too much. people have no stamina these days! will ended up chasing an overweight tongan over cars because he slapped will's impressive lobster like sunburn! sam ended up passing out outside our rooms as usual! harry and me encountered some friendly south africans named AJ and Awkward... yes, he introduced himself as "im awkward"!!! they insisted on taking us to a strip club and pretending it was our birthdays to get us dances. naturally it would only be wrong to turn down such a gesture. here we got our dances and then in a drunken tirade turn against the strippers and accused them of being scum and disgraces to their family name! our south african friend made things very "awkward" (excuse the pun) when he claimed that the stripper kept lube in her bag becuase her sexual instrument was very dry.... we left hastily back to the apartment at the brisk hour of 4:30!
up again at 6:30 we boarded the bus to the bay of islands which took us along the bumpiest and windiest roads imaginable! some could not take this abuse to the system and threw up! (it was harry) we arrived tired but content and set about exploring. we played in the playground and nestled in the hot tub which was "HOTTER THAN THE SUN". tomorrow we go for a powerboat ride and a kayak!
last night... what can i say! to say it was epic does not do it justice. to summarise, slater sam and I made crunk juice in a sink which we found out rushen had urinated in the night before!!! charlie got the first "score" for the team, although some would say it was more of a sacrifice.....l slater and i were kicked out of a bar because ( i cant say as my parents read this) slater was punched by a bouncer and took out his fury on a wingmirror. the wing mirror won the battle and slater returned moaning about a broken hand, magaluf mark 2! i was then chased into a car park by people who i didnt recognise and i was given a "thorough" seeing too! harry and will then had a massive argument which somehow revolved around will losing us the daily mail...... rushen wondered about like a lost bear and others came and went. all in all a special night! we are labelled as the "Room 18 boys". however before all this, sam slater and i also did a rousing rendition of new york new york on the karaoke machine which earnt a standing ovation :)
this morning, the day we leave the bay of islands, sam charlie middulz marcus harry and i went for a kayak around the islands. we stopped off at a beach and (someone from the party) claimed he needed a poo. sam and i, enthralled at this mention went to scope some more. we were not disappointed. as we peered around the hole in the rocks, we found a squated someone, happy in his habitat releasing a torrent of liquid poop... shock, amusment and disbelief were the emotions and feeling that surrounded us but nonetheless i managed to laugh myself into a hysterical fit...
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