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Despite Viennas many attractions, Team Kiwi decided a day out at the zoo was in order. Caught tram to Schonbrunn Palace where another round of jumping shots was called for, followed by a romantic stroll through the amazing gardens before arriving at the zoo.
"OMG they have pandas! And giraffes, I love giraffes, especially when you get to feed them like at Orana Park!" Gemma back again, hope you enjoyed Aimee's guest blog. Stay tuned for further guest bloggers....
Blogging today from Schonbrunn Tiergarten in Vienna. Have just witnessed turtle rape! Big Terry came up the hill behind Tracey the turtle, and really just clambered aboard ship! After much grunting from Terry and his cone shaped k*** (yes we had front row seats..), Tracey managed to wriggle out from underneath him. Whole encounter lasted about 12 seconds, it's been speculated that we'd rather see dolphin porn next time...In other news, also witnessed eagle performing lobotomy on white rat! Very graphic, got it's beak right in there and pulled out it's brain. Rach and Zara were not impressed, Aimee and I high fived. Saw heaps of sweet as animals, several of which are still mystery animals (the signs were in English...). A particular favourite was 'Wendy' the obese sealion who took delight in jumping off the highest rock and splashing the crowd - there was also a small child in the crowd who bore a very close resemblance to 'Wendy'. Back at the hostel chefs Rach and Zara whipped up some pasta then we headed to the bar downstairs to practice our pool shark skills before getting the munchies and running through the thunderstorm in search of.....schnitzel (nom nom)
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