I woke up this morning with an 80's style yellow sweat band on my left wrist with a four leaf clover on it, a rub on tatto of a powerboat on my left breast and some writing in red on my right breast. I had pink n black beads around my neck and I was facing my laptop. My head hurt. You have to love Key West! ;o)
So yesterday started with me waking up early to enjoy my last day in Key West. I had a shower, ordered brakfast and was watchin TV all before 8.30am! (for me that is shockingly early!) Got a text from 'boat boy' "want to grab some breakfast?" I was like, serious! I've just ordered and its yummy....but as I prob won't see him again (after last night of him standing me up coz he ill(not sure if that sure or not) I said yeah. He came over and looked like s*** (either actually feeling generaly ill or self inflicted, he didnt look himself!). I was hungover and he wasnt well, so we kinda mummbled to each other and he drove us to waffle house. Had little conversation and I ordered a sausage biscuit (they're not like our biscuits they basically like scones, but not as dense or sugary and it had a slice of sausage in it). I wasn't obviously hungry as i'd had breafast already (boat boy noticed there was a try on my table in the hotel room and I just said..."yeah that's from yesterday i just heated it up" - no idea why I said that as thats skanky!!) haha! So after an akward breakfast he took me back to the hotel, he sat on the sofa and looked like he didnt want to be here so we hugged and I said "so that's it...4eva?" - He kinda said 'yeah well I might text u later after work (at 4pm) I'll see how I feel' .
Moral of the story is I had alot of fun with him, but it was just too much on his 'bachleor turf' and was around too much I think for his 'style' lol!.... No regrets! ;o)
SO boat boy out the way by 10am, so I thought right! I was going to wear my hot new white dress last night - he never got to see how hot I was in it, but others are ;o) Shoved it on and waddled off down the coast to walk to the powerboat races. Walked along and down a pier, asked this dude to take a photo of me and they we got chatting. He was married with 2 kids, worked in the airforce and we just chatted about travelling (as he also a commerical air pilot). Nice to have abot of company. I took him to the southern most point, which I'd already been too then we found the Truman Annex. This was where huge RV's, boats and the national world champsionship powerboat races had taken over tillSunday. Checked out the big trucks too, the cars, and while walking along I came across the coastguard dude I met a few weeks ago (who was going to take me to dinner on wednesday but I'd run off to have dinner with boat boy at Dantes in the harbour - nice bit of fish he caught that day we cooked up!). Said apologies to him and his wife. Watched the cool boat races. Amazingly cool, they can get upto 200mph some of them, helicopters hover above them, they had the national and local TV and radio stations there...it was a buzz! The way they glide across the water so fast it would be awesome to go on one!!
I was still hanging out with the dude I met on the pier and we decided to grab a drink at 'The Green Parrot'. This is where the evening really kicked off and it was around 4pm at this point. Met a guy (whose 40th birthday party) and his mates....(who younger). He owned a boat and was about 5ft high, he kept hugging me and saying he wanted to keep me. I remember one of the lads had popcorn and I was throwing it at there faces in big bundles to try and get some in their mouths!! (This is after only 2 drinks!!!) Next thing I knew we were joining them for dinner on some other island and I was on the back of the dudes whose birthday it was scooter. I was holding on for dear life as him and his friends were pretty drunk. (I told you drink driving is kinda a thing overlooked here). One of his friends had broken his foot so was on crutches, but was still driving a scooter! I'd not going to lie I was pretty freaked out, but it was also pretty cool! Ended up at Tony's (where sloppy joes used to be) and stayed there for ages. There was a guy named Will (the only name I can remember from last night!) was was singing and playing guitar. He kept on inserting my name into the songs he was singing......I went up to him to have my photo taken, he asked for a kiss (during a song) and he kissed my breast quickly!!! Shocking!! funny though, everyone in the place laughed!
Birthdya boy had gone to get changed for dinner at this point, (thank god as he said he wanted to keep me and quite frnakly I'd prefer to be a pet hamster at an nursery school). Met some other dudes (pier guy and cruth guy were still with me) and I suddenly ended up with a yellow 80's wrist band with a four leafed glover on it!!! In fact 4 of us ended up with wrist bands and we pretended we had powers! (as you do!) I think one of the dude's Mrs took about 30 photos of us 4 with our wrists together! Was pretty funny....coz we were drunk .....everyone else was like 'what the f**K.
Threw quaters into the air outside the pub as it lucky apprantly if you get a quater into the fished mouth which above the 'tonys' bar sign (again I'm not sure if that was just a drunken made up thing or not, but several passers by joined in). Next we went onto sloppy Joes actually onto Duval Street. They'd closed off Duval street to park all the power boats on it and have the rew and drivers on them (signing autographs and giving out stupid leaflets that would be on the floor in minutes or used as a roll for a joint. It's that kinda place! ;o)
Next thing I remember was asking this girl at one of the boats (she was a hot model) to rub a temp tatto on my breast. I remember tons of guys took photos and we had a crowd going. They then let me go up onto the boat (no one non crew was allowed) - I danced abit with the girls in my sexy white dress and got the crowd going.....I've photos! It's true!! Loved it ;o)
Then lost the others and I was just with this random guy (thats was in one of the groups earlier) - we ended up walking around and going into 'Durty Harry's' (next to Riks). I just danced and got free drinks and he kinda wlaked off as he knew it wasnt gonna happen with me! haha. Some other guys tried! I actually feel abit bad about this bit....I knew I was really drunk so I got this one guy who I knew was really into me to take me outside to get some pizza (and thats it)...then we went back in and this girl was stripping!! nice!! Awesome music...carried on for abit....I really didnt fancy him and the other dude came back to 'try again'. I had an awesome time, but I didnt want anything as 'boat boy' wore me out..... I kinda grabbed the guy that was lovely, but liked me (the one that took me to pizza) and got him to take me to a taxi. He got all upset andwas like 'I liked u, but you dont like me' I was like ooooh god, shut up help me to a taxi im drunk (well I said that in my head). I gave him some rubbish of like...'yeah I'm travelling and going tomorrow, I dont want anything'. He still wanted something. I ended up dragging him out Durty Harrys (as I seriously was in no state to get a taxi) and I had to kiss him to shut him up! (I know thats bad....but it was the worse of evils - I thought). I kissed him for like under a minute twice and both times he was like a washing machine, drowning me with his tongue. YUK. Horrible. I drived into a taxi asap and went straight back to the room to mouthwash and brush my teeth. I feel bad writing that, coz he really was a nice guy, but seriously needs help with his kissing......I hope things work out for him! So if you want a good wash and clean of your mouth - call him.
So yeah...I woke up in that random state....was an awesome night!! (Basically as I spent no money, had fun and every guy pretty much was gagging for it!! (but they were'nt going to get it from me! haha)). Got on the Keys shuttle and I'm now back in Miami. Reallysad I'm leaving...I want to stay sooo badly. I'm now at this random, basic hotel right next to Miami international for my early morning flight tomorrow (4am at airport). It's 'Red Roof' one (like travel lodge). Abit freaked as I saw a sign of things to come.... I went to do some laundary and this housekeeper started talking at me in Spanish. I was blank faced, started pointing at the machines, I just nodded and got on with it. Yes....pointing, sign language, pharse book and blank faces await me....South America for 3 months......erm...help!!