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ive got somwe brilliant pics to put up but fookin apple you stoopid fookin t*** appear to have fooked my camera so it will only upload to an imac - fookin corporation t*** , grrrrr (or im just tick, si where are you?? hahaha) hahaha fook it anyway have obviously been have having more brilliant times i absolutely love koh tao such a good vibe, feel like a t*** cos im becoming a backpacking snob.... but there were no 2 week lets act like t*** and fook ladyboys sex tourists and it was just full of mint people, even the locals are more chilled, our hostel was pretty basic, koh tao backpackers, nazer is a fookin legend, just sat out the front chillin with his guitar, watchin the i came for a month and stayed 3.5 years trapeze teacher, who had a massive row with her fella and sat not talkin all night hahah love people watchin me, and i also must confess to being a bell end in the hostel - what i thought was soap was actually air freshener haha nob, although not as much as a bell end as the ugly bo stinkin orrible put big light on, snoring angin spic b**** who smashed my iphone and couldnt give a fook a nd just shrugged her shoulders - b**** hahah fook it its only stuff. still mad as fook just keep bumping into people youve already met, on the pier from koh samui me n grace (should point out by the way i have another sister, despite my "worst" effforts haha i am not getting any of grace haha we met canada dry clare portman shybum and marcie at the pier in samui and clare decided right there to change her ticket and come to koh tao, we all had the best time, drinking buckets, or just chillin on the beach, went on the koh tao pub crawl - saw and starred in the ladyboy caberet show hahah and even better fookin back to front from the raggy dolls was our photographer and even though he believed i was on the canadian sex offenders register.... foookin old man werthers joke will never leave me... fookers haha " you fook 1 kid and stays with you forever" ffs man angin b******s hahah should point out its just gone 7, just opened another chang hahaha and a water!!!!! hahah got the ferry and bus from samui to bangkok yesterday, very long journey but met a very sound aussie lad called Andrew who was just off on his like millionth trip of a lifetime, (i was embarrassed - Have you travelled in europe? yeah mate, ive been on package holidays and stayed by the pool lots of times and watched english people fight.... erm fookin nobhead me hahahah) it was cool just being able to chat b******s and check out women, had a bit of a nightmare trying to find the hostel, seriously got cavity searched just trying to cross the road hahaha used met station to cross the road and they guard was a tad over zealous, im just crossing the road mate - "you have bug spray" illegal on train erm ok mate hahahah it was all good, we went out for food at about 11, watched some fooked up dutch hobo begging really aggressively for money (he got fook all from me hahah) and the thai street cafe owner just said - its ok they are tourists.... little trek down to patpong, found a cool bar which wasnt sex tourist, some little jap girl proper dogged up, all the cosmopolitans were proper mortified, but for me it was just like being back in england hahahaha and ive have now eaten a fookin locust, not just a small one but a fookin massive one, we put one in a drink and even though grace is a veggie (kind of) she missed the fookin smoooth move switch and drank him (well nearly) hahah nobhead it was so obvious hahah Andrew had a very english sense of humour and it was fookin mint finally to be able to give fookin clare and grace a fookin taste of their own medicine with the piss taking HA hahahah just noticed a ukilelee in this hostell - cool as fook man we got a taxi back, with the usual fook off took took put it on the meter or fook off, we got an ex ladyboy driver, who kept stroking my fookin leg hhaaha but according to him him, "me no crocodile taxi, me bufffalo" hahaha i fookin love love this place seriously hope i can sort the photos, clare will be leaving soon, which will be s***, she has such a dry sense of humour and no offense, but you have to teach some canadians about taking the piss out of them, not so with clare she is the fookin master hahah although its usally taking the piss out of me haha oh and grace fookin I AM NOT FOOKIN ENGLISH dunne got beat down by a thai saying she was from the UK hahahahah she was devood ahhaha love my life, miss every one back at home but seriously dont miss go work (for an evil orrible b******), go home, watch s*** on tv, go work - (for a c*** hahah sorry i know its a strong word but Grace has anyone ever told you your a little c*** hahahahah) go home, go work get drunk, watch tv - you get the gist just fookin routine b******s errgh can still taste locust hahah oh one last thing we met a fookin brilliant dutch lad in tao - he said to this obnoxious german t*** - "you are a nazi b******" with the biggest grin ever hahahah german got fookin well wound up hahah and Sean just kept fookin grinning at him hahaha it was brilliant right byeee
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Eggbince just found out the meaning of buffalo and crocodile, buffalo is an idiot and crocodile: An older gay man who preys on/lusts after young men / boys hahahaha