You been listening to "slide slide slippity slide you better be ready when the 5 role by"
Hahaha 5 eh hahahaha
Jess "black Hawk Downie"
Sound like your having an amazing time!! Been shagged up the arse yet by a ladyboy? I think you have a drinking problem aswell... xx
Eggbince
Haha clay Davis is not fookin German, sheeeeeeeeeseeeeeeeeeesereeet just tried uploading a little video diary which would explain but it's having none of it, I've actually had a couple of beers tonight since being royally fooked by s*** thaiairways s***ewich, gonna gib down tinternet cafe an try an upload there. Your still a fookin bince tho si haha
You're a bince,
And you know you are,
You're a bince,
You've got an arse rip scar,
What a bince,
I'll probably take this too far,
You f***in bince,
I hope you catch SARS.
You're a bince,
With your peado hat,
A massive bince,
You f***ed off cos your a twat,
You're still a bince,
Why yo momma so fat,
you f***in bince,
Your beds probably where the thai's have shat.
You're a bince,
And you got the trots,
A f***in bince,
You're gonna get bummed lots,
Dirty bince,
Don't have too many shots,
Scummy bince,
I hope your piggy pen-i rots.
You massive bince,
Watch out for lady boys,
Sorry bince,
Or you'll be their new toy,
God damn bince,
That hot sauce aint Soy,
You f***in bince,
You'll be the b**** of Hanoi.
You're a Bince,
With your finger up your arse,
Sheeeeit bince,
Finger nail coated with what looks like tar,
Rotten bince,
Your trip will be a farce,
I wanna see Chang Bince,
Itll be funny so you wont be arsed.
Hatman
You're not missing much, city aren't gonna win the league. I went to see Al's penthouse above the Duke...when you walk downstairs it smells like Five's house...s***! Keep it real
Mads
Pissing my pants laughing at your rants mate, don't change, I love it! Sounds like you're having a top time, well jealous! Now if you'd read my comment about the suntan lotion you'd have saved yourself some dosh on the hat! By the way, a hat will not stop you burning, slap on the cream!! x
SI
Alright Clowny hahaha
This will be the 1st comment in your book and you will realise every time you read it for years to come you are and always will be a MASSIVE bince!
