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Pretty quiet night last night we, tried to get into the big sky bar to overlook all of bangkok but got denied at the entrance. nicest fookin kick back ever tho, so sorry sir, we have dress code for men, no open toes, so sorry and gives a little wai and a big smile hahah So we decided to go and try and find a club, some dickhead tout outside tried skanking us to go to one of his s*** clubs, his mouth was smiling but not his eyes, they were greedy little skankin b****** eyes, yeah fook off dickhead. having said that we probably should have listened we got lost and ended up drinking beers sat on the steps of the 7/11 hahaha classy us. Did eventually find a the "Singha Bar" and guess which dickhead said, yeah i'll have a chang please mate, so sorry we no serve chang haha erm....... haha. Today, Grace and Clare went to the weekend market, i didnt go, for one i didnt fancy hanging about for 3 years while they decided which fookin scarf to buy, and then going back and buying the first one they looked at 3 years ago, and to be honest i was seriously in need of emptying my balls, almost a month without beating off is fookin torture hahahaha I went to the mall at Ratchadamri in the afternoon, biggest mall i've ever seen in my life, it was pretty funny, loads of funny heads walkin about, and even a Pingu shool for teaching english, you fookin what, speak english like piingu????? haha. Got some converse so i dont have to walk about in them fookin jesus sandals anymore, still need to get a replacement bag for my hand luggage, ive had that s*** blue bag since school. oh and had the best burger of my life, Mos - Japanese Food place, Teriyaki Burger it was fookin amazing, felt like a right fatty, wolfing it down with s*** all round my mouth but it was fookin ace, so i dont care haha. Spent honestly about 3 hours trying to find chocolate eggs for the girls for easter, fookin impossible no one knew what i meant, just proper giving me puzzled looks, wheres aneka rice when you need her. Did eventually find some Lindt ones and they werent fookin cheap. Went back to the hostel on the skytrain and MRT, they are ace for people watching and then they guy who stopped me the other day at the Sirikit MRT station recognised me, started laughing and gave me a big salute haha i love this place. Got back and went straight back to the mall for more food, had sushi for the first time ever, bit of a struggle using the chopsticks, these little japs next to me were pissin laughing at me, in the end i thought fook it, used my fingers to douse the food in my little soy, wasabi (which is like english mustard - yeah) and ginger mix, and then tried using the chospticks again. Kept laughing to myself tho cos of Chow Yun Fat in one of the John Woo films, "eat the Rice, noooo, you eat the rice, eat the fookin rice" hahah cant remember which film maybe hard boiled or somet like that. Gettin the hang of the taxis a bit more, one, by knowing where we are going and having a map, and landmarks etc, they are not even arguing about using the meter, or taking us the long way round but when they dont try and skank us - i tip em anyway haha No Chang tonight, so probably wont sleep got one more night in this hostel and then move to another, we need to buy water guns tomorrow for Thai New Year, big water fights everywhere and apparantly no tourists in bangkok. right off to bed byeee happy easter dickheads
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Mads Did you like the sushi? I'm not allowed it whilst preggers so when you come back we can go Yo sushi & reminisce for ya!! x