Cheers for all the messages, should hopefully be able to reply to a few when i get back to Bangkok! So when i last left you i was heading back to Bangkok with the rest of my old group! There really is nothing to do in Bangkok during the day, definately would not recommend it, it's pretty poor to everywhere else in Thailand! So that day we all just chilled out by the pool before our final group dinner! After throwing the food down as quick as possible it was back to the hotel for a few more bottles of sang som and a couple of games of ring of fire! We definately needed the drink for some of the sights that were ahead of us that night! Those that wanted to go headed off to the good old ping pong show! While we got there towards the end of the errrrm what would you call it, i duno the set an there was this bloke having sex with one of the Thai girls in every position imaginable! After they'd finished that show had finished so we got our since for the next one, were else but right at the front :) So the first one comes out and starts off with the basic ping pong balls, popping them out into different glass on the stage - too be fair she wern't a bad shot haha! The second girl then comes out an starts pulling what looks like a long chain of army dogs tags out - after shes finished she grabs a piece of paper and starts ripping shreds out of it - they were actually razor blades, lets just hope for her next fellas shake she got the all out! The third woman then comes out an starts pulling one of them magic hankerchiefs out and wants a volunteer to give her a hand ... so Jacob points straights to me an over she wonders giving me this never ending rope, seriously i was pulling for a good 2 - 3 minutes, my arms were aching by the end - lets just say it was an experience :s! The next girl comes along and starts smoking cigarettes, not just one but about 5 or 6 at a time!! The next girl then comes out with a cake and some candes and starts to blow the candles out, but that wasn't her only party trick! She then gets one of the girls to throw balloons up in the air for her and she starts to shoot um with blow darts, she'd be a great weapon to have on the front line - she didn't miss once! I wonder how these girls find out they can do these things, they obviously don't have many toys to play with when there younger! Tghe next girl then comes out with two coke bottles and transfers water out of one bottle into another bottle where it turns black, reckon she seriously needs to see someone about that! The final girl comes out an then starts to shoot bananas out, must have gone up to about 8ft! After thats done another girls comes out this time an they start to go at it on the stage! After this errm strange experience we decided to head on to Khao San Road to finish off the night, reckon a drink was definately needed after what we'd just seen!! The night finished with me busking with the locals as all they knew to the songs they were singing was the chrous, they was well impressed that i knew the verse's as well haha!
Its safe to say the next morning i was pretty hungover and about 12 the phone in my room goes and the receptionist tells me someones coming up tio the room! I thought it was the cleaner but it turned out to be my new room mate Tom! God knows wot he must of thought seeing me just sitting their hungova in my boxers watching forest gump lol! He's a sound lad, shame he's a Liverpool fan though, thought i'd escaped them for a few months! That day we just chilled out by the pool waiting to meet the rest of our group! After the meeting we headed to Khao San Road to get some food and a have a few drinks! After a while we head off to another bar where the drinks start flowing again! We have a couple of games of pool then Tom suggests we get on the Buckets, several buckets later and a few shots of tequila we got off some Candians we were playing pool with the last few of us walk out an back to the hotel, ok maybe by walk i'm stagger it was probably the heaviest night i've had since i've been here! We both woke up the next morning trying with some difficulty to piece last nights events together!!
That day we headed to the grand palace as we hadn't been there yet! It was pretty amazing but you couldn't really enjoy it too much as you had to have your legs completely covered, walking round in temperatures over 30 degrees with a hangover is definately not recommended!!! We stayed their for about an hour before heading back to the hotel and just chilling out by the pool before we had to get our overnight train to Khao Sok National Park, which is where i'll pick up from next time (I've got 2 free days in Bangkok after the tour finishes, and there is nothing to do there!!!)