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Bonjour, I'm in Hanoi currently and it's a mental city. Foods bangin and bars are quality. Been another eventful packed week and every day is one to remember! We was in Dong Hoi early this week in a lake house which was a dorm set up it was a cushty place and we took a big bamboo raft out onto the lake and brought a icebox full of beers and sat driftin listenin to some tunes in the sun was quality. That night we sat round the bar havin a few beers and watchin the footy and havin a laugh with the Vietnamese birds workin behind the bar. This one bird called Num was a crease up we asked her at the start what her name was she said it's easy... So we thort she meant her name was Easy so we were callin her that all night till she asked why we keep callin her that ha. One of the Danish lads pulled some bird and took her back to our dorm and after 5 mins I said to our leader Dang that he wasn't feelin good that he should check on him and bring him some water, I was strugglin to keep a straight face and the others were like yeah Dang man he's not good ha so he grabbed a water from the fridge and went to the dorm and we rolled up when he left, then he came back a minute later with a massive cheesey grin on his face sayin you b******s haha creased up. On our way from Ninh Binh our driver overtook a bus on a bend and there was an oncoming car that had to swerve out the way nearly chucking him off the road so the matey in the car turned round and caught up with us and got infront of the bus and put us to a stop. The geezer was fumin and foamin at the mouth ha and tried to open the side door of the bus but it was a hydraulic door that had to be opened by the inside, then the driver pushed the button and opened the door and this geezer came on rantin and took his nam style hard hat off and smashed it round his head a few times shoutin and ravin then put his hat back on and stormed off haha was a crease up, later on I said to the driver why you open the door man, he said if I dint open it he'd have only got a rock to smash the window to get to me so would have been worse I said fair enough man ha. On the news here it's said that 60 crocodiles from a croc zoo in Dondet where I was bout a month ago have escaped and 3 people have been killed so far and only 7 have been caught at the mo so I left at the right time I reckon. We done a village home stay at a town called Tt. Mai Chau and it was a decent place a we stayed in a tiny village surrounded by rice fields and when we arrived we hired push bikes and went out around the town then off the track through the fields and woods was cushty. We got to a part where you had to cross a river on a wall bout a foot wide and I went first and made it and said yeah come on it's fine, so they were all makin there way across when this one bird fell in with her bike and had her camera, purse phone the lot in her bag ha I felt bad but at the same time couldn't stop filmin ha priceless. She wasn't the brightest bird and found it funny too so was all good. We done a bar crawl round Hanoi few nights ago and the last place was bout a 20 minute walk, across a motorway ha and down some shady alleys by a river, there was bout 100 people and when we got near the place through the alleys there was geezers pointin the way to the place tellin us to be quiet and shushin everyone we was like what's this all bout, then when we got there there was this dingy club with no tunes on I said where's the music man he said sorry sir the police are near give me 15 minutes and the police will be gone and it will be on ha then about 20 mins later the music stopped as the old bill were near again, the blokes in the street are on lookout and text the club when the fuzz are around so they can shut off the tunes and hush everyone ha weird place it must be been some illegal joint I reckon. We had a cone off the otherday me, 3 Danish and a New Zealand geezer were in on it and after 4 icecream cones 1 Dane dropped, then the 2nd after 6, then the kiwi flaked at 12 it was just me and a Danish geezer called Dan in the finals who was flaggin at around 8 so I thort I had it in the bag but he had a second wind and he finished his 16th cone and I caved in at 15 and a half I was seriously done in ha, never wanna see a icecream cone again! We was laffin our asses off was a stupid game but at 14p you gotta do it ain't ya ha! The second night of Hanoi we got in around 3 and set out alarms for 7 to say goodbye to the Danish lads we been travelin with as they were off so we all woke up with bout 8 alarms goin off every 5 mins for bout half hour with everyone hittin the snooze ha then we got up and said bye and that then we went back to sleep, then about 10 o'clock the maid came in to change some sheets and have a tidy, she climbed up onto the bunk above me and changed that sheet then jumped across to the other top bunk then it was all silent I thort what's she doin, then I look up and see her feet at the end of the bed and she's layin on the bed gettin some sleep haha then after a bit her phone rang and she had a little chat then changed the sheet then left ha they're so laid back here it's sweet. I got me wig chopped in some ropey hairdressers in an alleyway few days ago, was a fun experience and you can have a beer while he goes to town on ya sweed was cool! I start a new section of me tour tomoro the Xtreme Vietnam experience so will say goodbye to my Nam drinkin partners that I been with since Cambodia to meet new ones! I hear you lot are havin a heat wave back home, put another shrimp on the barby for me, only 4 weeks left for me now dunno where the weeks have gone! Hope your all well, don't forget ya suncream whiteys, guitar hero
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