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Bonne de douch, this is gonna be me last post, I been to Halong bay the past week it's a quality place with over 1900 small islands, I been on an island called Cat Ba island and the foods been decent and it's a lively place so we been out hittin the bars every night it's been a right laugh! After traveling well over 15000 Miles in 16 weeks through 5 country's, I've done more in my last four months than I have in my last 10 years since leaving school, gate crashing a Cambodian wedding, partying in Bangkok, firing a bazooka and ak47, eating breakfast on the beach, crashin a hot air balloon, takin a last min detour to Hong Kong, gettin a boat to an island for a 16 Hr beach party, seein our bus driver gettin dooshed up by a crazy ass Nam geezer, drinkin £10 coronas 60 floors up at the top of the lebua sky tower then havin a meal, drinkin pints at 14p on the side of the road, havin a group singoff to wonderwall, seein sights that make a postcard, killin a live duck for the barby, havin me feet nibbled by fish, havin me driver nicked then bein driven to the hotel by the fuzz, goin to horse racing in Hong Kong city, seein more temples than Ya can shake a stick at, staying in dorms at less than £1.80 a night, camping in the mountains drinkin whisky under the stars, seein people on mopeds carryin more than you could fit in a mini van, seein war museums that make ya bottom lip wobble, spending 2 weeks on an island with 7 birds, makin me own spring rolls, visiting Thai kids at school that like to Kung fu chop ya when ya hungover, nearly rollin a big Tuk Tuk, snorkeling reefs, doin water gun drive-bys, boating through underground caves, seeing loads of superb sunsets, kayakin through rapids, chilling on the beach on bean bags with beers watchin fire shows, bein shut in a pub to shelter from a mini riot, drivin mini buses through rivers, partyin on a night train, stayin at Asian family's homes, trekking through jungles, seein snakes spiders bats that ya see in movies, goin to lady boy shows and laughin till I'm nearly sick, travelling 6 hours by moped from Hoi An to Hue, gettin near on molested at a massage parlour and having people from me group watchin me from outside, riding elephants and hangin out with tigers, drank with the rich in Hong Kong, jumping off trees and cliffs that are big enough to make the toughest perp, doin karaoke in a room smaller than my bedroom, partyin with people who don't speak a word of English yet havin a quality time, seein how the poor live, walking through riot lands, havin a cone-off with the Danish, floating down a lazy river in a ringo with a beer goin bar to bar, getting our tour leader to take us to a ping pong show in his car, having lunch on a table in the sea, seein kids that ain't got a pot to piss in yet are more happy than the kids back home, skypin people out of me tree on home made whisky strong enough to take the paint off ya car, eating bugs and trying to eat a duck phoetus, feeding wild monkeys in the woods, abseiling waterfalls, seein hill tribes that speak their own language, trekking through rivers, gettin me barnet chopped while drinkin beer, seein elephants with a bigger chopper than my arm and laughin till I cry, meeting more people and birds than I would stuck at home and all from all over the world, I've downed more beers in 4 months than I would in 4 years no joke. Most nights gettin little sleep and getting up and doing it all over again, I'm gonna need a new liver and a few jogs round the block to shake these pounds off but It's been the best thing I've ever done and been a laugh a minute, I'm glad I got off me jacksy and done it. The months have flown bye and wish I could do it all over again. Now I'm coming back for sams little one to arrive soon and to be a best man at me mates wedding and hopefully get a job and knuckle down to get out traveling again sometime! I'm off out now for our last night with the group and me last night traveling! See you all soon for a beer, craigo guitar hero.
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Mum It's been fantastic to see and hear everything you've done and seen mate. I'm glad you got off your Jacksy and did it too! Brilliant xx
Nan You've had a fantastic experience done some great things you can look forward to the next time xx