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Not much reaaly happened for the next week or so as I was resting. This blurb is more for my reference so I can keep track of what day it is - really struggling (because I didn't bring my days of the week socks with me!)
Birthday
All the stars were out for my birthday - Whitney Houston, Kylie Minogue, Donna Summer to name but a few. OK they were blokes dressed in sparkley outfits but they were entertaining as far as a cheesey cabaret show goes.
Tuesday 22nd March
No idea - Altziemers set in and I have lost Tuesday somewhere.
Wednesday 23rd March
Took a tuk tuk to Fishermans Village, Bophut. My - the tour book wasn't fibbing when it said there was only one street. Next.
Thursday 24th March
I killed the mozi who was stupid enough to think he could chomp on me and get away with it. He was too fat to fly quickly so I smashed him with my flip flop - happy days.
Friday 25th March
Rained all day so I had to take refuge in an Australian bar followed by happy hour in a lovely 5* establishment. Two super dooper cocktails later I nearly fell off my flip flops.
Saturday 26th March
Interesting - how to hold a body painting competition in the torential rain.
Sunday 27th March
Sat with some of the models from last nights show. They still had blue ears and bits of hair missing from where the artists had glued the headresses on.
Monday 28th March
Still flippin raining. My trip to the beach where The Beach was filmed was cancelled. I guess I had a lucky escape as the speed boat journey would have been like an extreme bad day out on the Steam Packet.
Some of the things I did in Koh Samui to pass the time whilst in rained
Day 1 - Trimed my fringe as it was a necessity. Had a beer.
Day 2 -Trimed my fringe. I discovered that the extreme damp air was making even my hair wavey so this required the sticky out bits to be trimed. Had a beer.
Day 3 - Trimed my fringe. There is only so many times you can watch Mall Cop and Valentines Day. Had a beer.
Day 4 - Try and rectify the mess made over days 1 to 3. Had a beer.
Day 5 - Power cut on Monday evening which wasn't fixed until Wednesday night. No TV, no internet, no ATMs, no phone signal. There was an intermitant text service but no means of recharging my phone. Had warm beer
Day 6 - Had warm beer
Thursday 31st March - Escaped to airport for flight to Singapore. Had a beer. Very tired after doing absolutely nothing for 11 days.
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