dhfheggdghgwgdhsc whehgdwqhgf sorry that was just the earthquake gives us some shaky stevens. crazy times we didnt even know about it going on in the island next to us, thought the rumbles were just a sign that our shredded wheat wasnt showing and we were hungry. we are a bit like on the island on one side of us its shaky jakes with the earthquake the island on the other side have just started a civil war. Going to get ultimately mocked for this story not sure its wise to inform some people of this due to the abuse im going to get................ne way. Walking down the main beach the other day got approached by some indo guy with some paper who had news that would make my head even bigger. He said he was a model scout for a surf company who use western models.At this point your probably thinking his company must distribute gloves or some thing. He wanted me and this other california guy to go to a casting shoot so seeing stars i signed up. Thought it would be chico time all over again. The shoot....... early signs were bad california kid had a no show so im stuck with the ever grinning indo with oil in hand. We headed to 'location' but i think it was just the busiest place to embarass myself. Next thing before u can say vogue hes wipped out the main offenders- THE SPEEDO'S!!!!! Informing me that i will be shot in these. Minutes later i came from the tree to reveal my buggie smugglers, oiled up body and absolute red face as the beach was packed. Dont think these pictures should ever be aired he even got me for one shot to go into the water and splash ala peter andre style. Know the pains of a model i was getting mocked from the shore by a group of passing indo's. I did get a free lunch out of it but sadly i dont think that will ever make up for the inevitable abuse im about to recieve. amen go easy eh