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Chuckle Brother's World Tour
Cue in visual of cobbelled street with black dr martin boots police issue, cue the flashing light and welcome to this weeks edition of the 'bali Bill'
Me my buddy mark got busted by the 5,0 , filth, pigs for driving without a license. On route to the nicest beach on the island 'dream land and yes dreams are made there. We were pulled over and taken to the station, we subtly mentioned bribery and they snapped it up.
They must have needed doughnut money as they were asking for alot we gave them the eqvialent of 3 quid and swiflty moved the conversation from jail time to soccer time. we both got called rooney and beckham mocked and made to leave the site. They put there 'going to jail book' away which was simply a book with indo doodles in to scare the foreign schmucks.
In a way we wished we had been banged up as at our destination of dreamland as the waves were murderers! Mandy dingle sized waves that knocked u over as if punishment for daring to enter their playground.
Off to the night club that was bombed tonight to hav a blast its in the shape of a ship and has a crows nest and every thing so should fit in there. shiver me timbers
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