Hey, this trip has given Christina muscles! I was made to apologise and sent to the naughty room until I realised the error of my ways!!! Christina, your mother would be proud of you!!

Well on the more positve note, I beleive Nicola & I made the necessary sacrifice to ensure that Christina (now known as "SWIDUM" She Who Is Deleting Unapproved Messages) reads and contacts ALL her friends that she left behind. It was a tough choice, but someone had to do it!!....I'm ok, still a bit bruised...wot about you Nicola??

The pictures look great and the trip sounds wonderful and I know that from the messages we're all thinking, why her!! We could be out there with the Tigers, living it up with crawling spiders, big footed elephants, care free as if we don't have a mortgage or a care of traffice jams or irractic weather conditions.

Yes, we are jealous, but pleased and think this message board is entertainment in your absence. Take care and keep in touch xxxx

Micheal your are conspicuous by your absence and obviously making Christina very nervous! Where does a girl have to go to to get away from all this, even the other side of the world doesnt seem far enough. Chris they are only jealous!! Have fun,stay safe,but keep watching this space!!

Oooooooohhhh-------who's got her thong on back to front again !!

Hello.... This is an official warning to Nicola and Michael to not post inappropriate material on the website!!! I am the webmaster and I have the ability to delete/edit any messages not to my liking so you wont get very far in trying to get any stories passed around!! Maybe this message board wasnt such a good idea !! I will be monitoring it reguarly so you will have to wait until I fly out to Thailand and am without internet again to gossip!! Hope everyone is OK xxx

We were very amused to read about the advice you were given regarding not hanging out any washing because of the monkeys.
Mind you, I can just picture a monkey running up the street wearing a thong and you in hot pursuit !!
XXX

Come on everyone ..... we don't need Mike's stories! we've all got our own about Christina! Why don't we all just post one each until she comes back!!!!!!!!!!!!!That should get you to come home quicker hey Chris!?!
It was great to speak to you last night Chris although hearing about you being stood by the beach, music pumping, the sun being so hot you have flip flop marks, and generally how you're having a great time is tough! Work are even paying you for the privilege this month- only you ferret...... only you would manage to pull that off!!!!!!
Anyway who needs sunshine & free money anyway .......I love being at work in the snow over here!!!!!!!! Take care
xxxxxx

Strangely enough I have not yet met a Shane, Winston or Nelson!! I will have access to some pictures hopefully this week so Ill download them ASAP and you can see Yan - he is the tour guide and has spent 3 weeks looking after me and hes lovely!

Was Shane playing charades?

Michael where are you when we need you! Quick before Friday before she gets a chance to redeem herself!

No really ... looking forward to Friday to hear the news, glad you are safe and well,I was almost getting to the point of sending the search party out!hence the warning text!
Lou x

Hi Christina. Great to read your message this morning eventhough I'm very jealous cos it's very cold and miserbale here. Glad to read you are keeping up the shopping tradition and making time to shop til you drop. Go for it girl!

Nothing much to report on the work front and I'm sure you don't care anyway. Staying in London on Tuesday night for the Lewisham demo. Will have to make sure Nick doesn't lead us astray again a la Greenwich!! Take care and catch up with you again soon. x

F.A.O. Mike
We are not "Taken In" by these little excuses are we----go on, spill the beans. Tina, you are pushing your luck methinks !!

Hello Everyone and thanks for your messages. I only get a few minutes to check email every now and again so havent had chance to update you much. I will have loads of free time from Friday so be prepared to get inundated with emails from then on as I will have 2 weeks in Cape Town. My camera charger has also broken on transit so no photos for the last week, luckily Kate has same camera as mine so she is kindly posting me over her charger so I should be back with camera from Friday if its arrived. I have been shopping already and taking over an extra locker so will have to post some stuff home soon as it wont fit in the bag anymore!! Even more shopping may be done now that I know Ive been paid in error! Anyway Ill email you soon and Michael hopefully this short message will prevent you making up any stories about me ! xx