

Auckland, New Zealand
THE TOURIST'S PRAYER
Our Heavenly Father, look down on us, your humble, obedient servants, doomed to travel this earth taking photographs, mailing postcards, and walking around in drip dry underwear.
We beseech thee, Oh Lord, to see that our luggage is not lost, and that our overweight baggage goes unnoticed.
Protect us from unscrupulous taxi drivers, porters and unlicensed English speaking guides.
Give us this day divine guidance in the selection of our hote...