Nearly another week on and another 500 funny bike incidents, another 2 messy nights out, another round of `Sea Cow jokes` (my new nickname….thanks to mumbles), more double doubles, some jungle juice, some surfboard riding and a hell of a lot of time in Suka Inn chlorine.
I’m not going to list the days because might be boring but had a few cool days recently. Got to surf Keramas….. well I surfed KFC`s once on Tuesday which was awesome because me and Lee had a peak to ourselves for an hour which meant I got to practice some take offs without getting in peoples way. Tuesday night was a legendary night, probably the best I’ve had here so far. All of us and Chris and Chris`s mates got together on the patio for some drinking games and A LOT of banter….mostly aimed at me. We had a bottle of vodka each with exception to Dan who went for the 750ml bottle of Arrac….no thank you. We then went to Alley cats and met up with Morgs then to this alternative music place where I had Jungle Juice for the first time. These are served in giant containers which you share out into shot glasses between everyone. Mumbles was in his own little world not drinking at this point, so we forced a shot glass in his hand, which he slammed down his throat then slammed on the floor. Literally. Just threw it on the chair we were sitting on and it smashed on the floor. Apparently he thought it was soft.
On route to the next place `Joes Place` I stole a straw hat straight off some random guy who was walking past. This came a feature in many a photograph. Joes was awesome, there was a live band in there and we basically just took over the place for an hour. Chris sung Santeria and Joel and Dan did a beautiful cover of Boyzone. Best part of the night for sure. Joel has some epic photos! We then all lost each other between Mbargo and Bounty….I stormed home after a Bounty cheese burger. Mumbles has got back 10minute before me so I thought it only fair to wake him up and rant to him about how everyone was lost.
Yesterday I surfed actual Keramas, well if you can call surfing ½ a left over wave surfing?? It was soooo busy, no-one was getting a chance to get in any of the action. The drive to and from Keramas was more entertaining. As we were all very hungover…it was 7am and we got in at something like 3am. On the way we came to some traffic lights which were green at my first glance, then everyone starting slowing down and coming to a stop but me being a jackass, slammed on my back break instead of gently tapping them to stop me slowly leaving my screeeeeching inbetween 2 lanes of cars and trucks , wobbling as went then sliding right next to Mumbles and Joel before coming to a hault. The boys were pissing themselves, I was not so amused.
On the way back to Kuta it was pretty much hassle free but I did nearly get decapitated my a bamboo truck who thought it would be fine to just take over me with his 10metres of bamboo sticking out the back, I had to duck my head.
Me, Mumbles and Joel went to Carrefore for random trip then when we got back met up with Dan and went to get some DVD`s. The boys had met a guy called Katook who knew some people at a warehouse where we could get even cheaper dvd1s so Katook came to Suka Inn and we followed him through some dodgy back roads to get to `the warehouse` it wasn`t actually that big but they had a hell of a lot of dvds in there. We spent probably an hour looking around and I came back with 42 dvd`s in hand including the Family guy series`s. We then had Pizza at Café Local and sat in chlorine in the Suka inn pool for 4hours or something ridiculous.