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Bob and Nige-The World Tour 2006! (Fi & Jen)
Hey Fanclub!
Well, after a whistlestop tour around the Taj Mahal and a 24 hour taxi, plane and bus journey we have finally made it to Bagnkok-It was definately worth it-the place is absolutely class! We are totally loving it!! We have been really lucky once again and got the last room at the best hotel on the Th Kao san road-THE travellers paradise of Bangkok, littered with hundreds of jewelery, clothes and market stalls (Nige is in heaven) massage parlours (wey hey) bars and clubs, caberets, tatoo parlours and the like!! Its wicked. Our hotel has quality views of the Buddha wats and Palace and is right in the heart of all the activity! The nightlife is amazing and as our alcohol detox ends tomorrow-we will really be partying hard and in style! (who could have guessed we would both have stayed dry a whole month?! its a miracle but completely and honestly true-we are so proud-bet you are too Ruari!!! I told you I could do it)
We have already seen many thai ladyboys, and I am having real difficulty paying attention to anything for more than 5 minutes as there is always something going on in every direction! Another real worry is the street food-which is lush-I am constantly tempted by everything although Nige is keeping me restrained so I dont end up at 50 stone by the end of this trip!
Today being Valentines (by the way hope you had fun on your date with Matt Helena-VILE!!! BUT ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!) Nige was trying to smooch me all day but she was quickly denied-slobbering all over the place. grim!
In her dreams! Bob has been eyeing up heart shaped balloons all day in the hope I would buy one and sweep her off her feet!
Ok, move over Casanova-fat chance sweeping me off my feet the amount Ive eaten today-you would need a forklift truck. Anyways back to the hotel-sorry but just have to mention the spa, sauna and rooftop pool, wiht facials, manicures and full body massages for 2 quid. Im in heaven-cant imagine ever wanting to leave!
Me and Nige are currently trying to decide which Muay Thai boxing matches to attend and which transvestite caberet will be the most hilarious-we are loving the sound of a Kareoke based moulin rouge one in Chinatown-bet ill be up there and dancing wiht the drag queens after a shandy! haha
Anyways, Stuart-loving brother-thanks for your numerous emails (note the sarcasm) yes-I am still alive.
Emma Im back on the booze tommorrow hun and theres a cocktail with your name on it on the copa cobana! so ill let you know the Brazil and south america plans asap-itll be hilarious if you join us!
Kate! hope you have made it to India-email me if you can.
Ruari-rather you than me on the baby scenario-sound like a real mare!
Hayley you can use anything you like! hope you have fun in Durham-I miss you lots.x
Love Fi & Jen XXX
P.s Ging-do you remember when someone called you 'Ace Ventura' in Ibiza due to the height of your hair quiff-we nearly had a fit laughing about it on the bus today-no one else seemed amused! haha, just wondering. P.P.S I had a couple of Ham sandwiches and Nige had a packet of salt and vinegar seabrook crisps. mmmm Vintage.
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