Hey dudes great to hear from everyone. Jess congrats on passing your driving test, for anyone that doesnt know, she is my youngest sister, so if your going to write me a message over the next week or so could you please, start your message with "Jess is a legend for passing her test". Boofy Bloc party in Feb sounds hot bruv. Missing sinking a few brewskis with ya pal! Also I found a beer in NZ called "Brewski" how cool is that! Kez congrats on your exam results, really pleased for you. Ali, missing you loads! Dormertron, Francis and Kelly, thanks for your messages hope you are all well. Also Happy Birthday to a Sammy Husbands who will be celebrating his b'day on Sunday. Thanks to Borat for his message from Kasakstan "I like!'...Yessshimesh! Keep the messages comming!

hello sam! hows things, your pics are wicked! it must be wierd travelling to new countries and being the only english person around......but never fear i know exactly how you feel, i am a rare english jewel in the heart of crazy burford. in other words im the only english person in burford they're either south african, austrailian, new zealand or polish....all nice people...but seem to have a slight dislike towards england. im having a good time though, working hard! *money*
is there anything you want for xmas your shall we do all that in hongers kongers. missing ya loads see ya soon x x x

So Semmy ma femous fren, when you coming to Khazakstan. In my great country I show you we use proper goats entrails to mek our "dreads" not hartifishal seaweed dreads like you in Austria or is he New Zitland home of the giant red jumping cow, yes yes I trevel too, I kno dese marvelus natchure enimals -delicious!
Borat

Amazing photos! How come you managed to get a message from trubshaw? she aint got email you know!
The ladies say hi and Gracie is getting ready for christmas nativity play - arrrhhh! No, you have to think of a better xmas pressie than 'a bottle of something' come on boy think harder!
take care love Sophie
HEllO Alison if you're reading these hope you're well, hopefully catch up when Baggins gets back x

YO !!! Hi mate !! How is life down under !? Did send you a text but it bounced back. Pictures again are wicked love the JK hat !! Have you bumped into Frodo Baggins yet? If you do tell him Kelly and Alison have still got his shorts!! ;-) As for whats going on in Reading.... NOTHING !! Ricky, Vinky and Sammy are all good Rickys bought a house with gully poodles over on Henely Rd in Caversham. I went out with Steveo the other night had a good night weirdly ended up in trevs?!! Work is rubbish !! Football is going well. Yet to see the Borat film but am hoping Ricky will sign up to going this weekend. It's the devils birthday next Sunday (Sammy) so we are all out on Sat night. I will make sure that we take lots of pics to send to you mate. Other than mate would love it if we could go see bloc party at Wembley in Feb !! what else can i tell you...? NOTHING !!!!!!!!!! not a lot happening here mate looking forward to your return and keep the stories and pics coming. Would be nice to hear your voice. I can call you from work which I hope wont cost you. Peace UP and A Town Down XXX

Loving the pics, keep up the good work. Polka Dot Pants told us you are still having a ball and it looks like it. Glad it is all going well and you survived the skydive!! Take care and safe travels. Love Kez & Scott xxxx

Hey Sam, Dormer and Frances do not say f*** off! We say hi! All chillin round Ali's house tonight.

Been told the updates on what you are doin and it sounds amazing am really jealous and want to do it again.

Am still gettin down like syndrome, keep enjoyin it.

Michael Jackson, King of Pop.

Love Dormertron x

Hey Sam

You sound like you are having a fantastico time, very jealous!!
Ali & Adam miss you loads, thought life would just go on & we could all forget you existed but no such luck with them around!!!

Anyway it's freezing here & everyone is miserable, but don't you worry about us just go and have some fun in Newzealand!!!

Lots of Love

Kelsoxxxxxxxxxx

P.S. Dormertron & Frances say f**k off

Trillis ? You have a sister ? Damn I really miss the, way she used to rub my back...

Hows it going son? Where the f@ck are you now then? Keep the pictures coming - they're all quality. Keep having a wicked time and look after yourself. Looking forward to seeing you when you get back next week. x

... way she used to giggle when your ass would wiggle.

Hey Saffron great to hear from you and baby Cleo. Yep Im a poser! Oh well Ill get over it ....... Oh there it goes! Hope all is fine with you guys as you can see I'm having a crackin time. Now in NZ which is a bit cooler and more expensive. Take care love you Bro x x