Helloo Cous!!!!!! off travellin the world i c!! lol nice one chap, slightly gutted looking at where u r now while i'm stuck in my office in Milton Keynes (CRRRRRAAAAP!!!) caught up with yr ma & pa & yr little sisters on Friday night, all waz good...mail me if you get chance, if not i guess i'll see at some point in the next year or so! Have Fun - mark.

Yiess Semmy 1 cool f**ka and interneshnal adventure man! Big moustachka - big mistek! Forget him! I remmember bad problem on top glacier(like salt mine in your pichska) I raise arms to sing Sound bleddy Music to Slobdregska my thirstiest wife. Points brek off (Krazy Kasakh Krampons fekkin rubbish!) Big crevace, Big rescue takes humen chain 20 ismall childrin from local vllage to rescue, heppily onlee 2 die. I preize God and kiss groun. Yieess!! you guess him - lips frozen to glacier. Heppily Slobdregska (drink 23 Brewski while waiting) perform "act of angel mercy" I rip fece free, but as tears and steam is clear I see femous 'tache frozen on and even more bushy than I remember. So in appropriate 69,000 years enormous iceberg break to sea with femous Kasakh moustachka as "crowning glorjva". Next year big docu-soap "The Ice 'Tache is Coming. For you my kleen face frend advice no big moustache too bleddy denger!

Your wise freind
Borat

PS As Slobdregska my strenge thirsty say "No need go Brazil now" wot she mean?

Trillis I always knew you were one cool f**ka but those photos are proof.(See what i did there).Nice to see that your embracing the world like a lover.Have it done boy!

Hi Sam, got your postcard on 21st November, you posted it on 27th October. Thanks for the travel site. Had a job to log on but managed eventually. We loved all the photos and are jealous. We thought you had dropped off the end of the planet. Loved the photo of the bog, have one from Russia to equal it. Also love the hat. Have saved the site to favourites, so we will follow your adventures from now on. Look forward to your return. I guess you have left New Zealand now and are in Australia. Jane says you will be meeting up with Michael, have a great time and take care.

Baggins what fab pictures!! Looks sooo cold - brrrrr!
Gerty berty is becoming increasingly scary - yesterday she threw open my bedroom door, dressed like frankenstein's bride with a veil over her head and announced 'Mummy I am ready to bake the swans'! ARRRGGHHH!! Run for your lives! who does she take after - aunt daisy perhaps??? Moveable teeth arrgghhh!
any ideas on pressies yet?
Hello to the sausage child, saffy and of course Alison too xxx

Hiellllllllllooo Semmy, you hintierneshnul pleybuoy! When I see you niext to that enourmus rugged white cleavindje I think of my strongesst wife - Yiess!! she too werk in salt mine to earn money for my pleyboy lifestyle - lucky girl! Yiess lucky like for your sis, Seffrron, who see my world acclaim documentree filem and like all ladiez become starstruck and also offer me to eat their artichokes.

Semmy you well on way to be star like me, one advice, grow big moustache for complete gorgevski - it werk for pritty Svetlukdaa

Your mientor

Borat

hey bro, great pictures again,your looking really well oh yeah and joss is a bloody legend for passing her test what a star! whoever is being borat on your messages-THAT ROCKS!! take it you've probably not seen the film yet but its f**king hilarious!! you will actually piss in your pants!! well alls well here, cleo's brilliant, shes so funny at the moment, cant wait for you to see her, oh and sophie-i am mailing from julias computer! well keep having a fantastic time and keep the photo's coming they are brilliant, miss ya loads and hope to here back from you soon xx oh and borat-EAT MY a*******!! xx

If anyone out there thinks this trillis bloke looks like the 118 add msgs with 118 in them.

Anyway whats with the weird Astrix hat - where did he get that from???

Hey thanxs for the message...we had to steal one of ur pictures as ours wouldnt download!were back at home now and its seriously cold. We had an awesome time out in the cook islands, u should go out there if u get a chance. hope ur still having a good trip x

Yies Semmy, your sister Jiess one big legend for pessing her test. I too hev hinterneshunal driving licence for truk, tractor and rotovator with trailer (to teake my wives shopping, yes I em a good husband to them). In big "K", same you fren Boofski I have able to drink 19 "brewskis" for full incompreheunsible licence on prectical test. Though hekspect Jiess with turnip beer in this volume would need spare hoveralls and sacks as she is most likely a gurl, unlike my sister Svetlukdaa.

Djova jenki

Borat

PS Eunjoy Hong Kung with femily, and advise to keep your mothers drunk to avoid they fighting with triads

Hi baby! Jess your a legend for passing your test mate! Glad your still havin fun sam, keep taking lots of photos. We are all missing you here too baby! Hi to sarah and sophie, hope you are all well? hopefully c u soon x x
Take care sam x x lots of love x