polka dot pants x hey baby, cant believe your home tomorow! Looking forward to seeing you at the airport! Make the most of your last day, safe flight baby. lol x x x x

Kez Happy New Year, hope you enjoy your last day, sorry that your adventure is almost over. Safe journey home, looking forward to seeing you. xxx

jossyca looking good sam! had a great time in hong kong! enjoy japan!!!! lil sis x x

Borat Semmy! So my femus fren you seve the "delicut siensibities" by deleting my meaty interconversession with you. Gooid! Too much rat carnivor monkey talk heh!? Yiess, fine, but now fish bleddy picshkas - how you eaut thet electric fiush poorridge -gagh! You also see lounatic fish butcher chinesemen - he now look like his pet fish on the red string to the left - yes big mistake! Perrot miuch better, nice culour, nice sing "Who iz pretty boy, want bleddy cracker", nice taste - better then bleddy fish. Henyway also like "Lin Ping" ecting charade boy, is clever - too bleddy clever eand bad effect on peaceful Buddweist munks all now fighting in cherch! I too had bad hecccidant making charade "Ti Kok Shui" - I try to hexcape sevage beating from munks and forget bootlace yes, you guess him, I eund up in monsoon drain with plenty fish: cigar fiush end blind mullet! Plenty slime, plenty smeull and plenty consider the inferior plumbing time. So long my piscachevski chum Borat PS Your father I presume: griy haer, drink beer, fine man!

polka dot pants x MERRY CHRISTMAS GORGEOUS X X X X

Kez MERRY CHRISTMAS SAM!!! XXX

Sam Hi Harry and Liz, Merry Christmas to you both and a Happy New Year. I wrote you an email yesterday with reference to my plans for when I get home, so it should be in your inbox. I managed to get your address through my website. Best of luck with your expedition Nicola, it sounds like a whole lot of fun and a brilliant challenge.

Elizabeth Butcher Hi Sam As you are steamrollering to the climax of your Sabbatical, are you thinking of work yet? Hope you have a fabulous few weeks that are left. Do you want to return to your old job and if so can I start booking you in for jobs from the 15th January? Jon has borrowed your van so there may be some persuasion needed for him to relinquish it. He forgot to check that the spare fuel can was topped up and ran out of fuel. Nicola (our daughter) has had an offer that she can't refuse from one of her female motoring friends: To partner her on the Historic Peking to Paris Rally May/June 2007. So in addition to going to South Africa next year we may try to wave her off in Bejing and wave her back in Paris. Love Liz & Harry PS Jon says you will be Brassic and need the work.

polka dot pants x Hey there sam! Glad your still having a great time! Looking forward to seeing more photos on here, i wanna see how big that barnet is!! Take care baby x x x lol x

Stacy Hey you Gayer!!! Looks like you are having way too much fun, you should have been grieving a bit more after leaving me and Damia we thinks!! Good to see the pictures your barnets growing a treat! keep the trout pout coming.........Love D & S

Trillis Hey everyone Sam here. Great to hear from all of you. Harry, Liz, Jon and Kev, thanks for the message. I'm having a brilliant time, have met up with Mikey Gibbons in Brisbane and now we are travelling down the east coast for a few days before I fly off to Melbourne. Mark and Mamoo, great to hear from you, we are well over due having a few beers together, will have to catch up in the new year. Borat a pleasure as always, you wisdom and knowledge has been very useful in my trip so far...Yeshimesh!

Mamoo Hey Man, It's Mamoo!!!!!!! I'm sooooo jealous bout your travels you barsteward!! Live it up while you can fella! Loving the photos aswell... Email when you can mate and have fun!!!!

mark Helloo Cous!!!!!! off travellin the world i c!! lol nice one chap, slightly gutted looking at where u r now while i'm stuck in my office in Milton Keynes (CRRRRRAAAAP!!!) caught up with yr ma & pa & yr little sisters on Friday night, all waz good...mail me if you get chance, if not i guess i'll see at some point in the next year or so! Have Fun - mark.

Borat Yiess Semmy 1 cool f**ka and interneshnal adventure man! Big moustachka - big mistek! Forget him! I remmember bad problem on top glacier(like salt mine in your pichska) I raise arms to sing Sound bleddy Music to Slobdregska my thirstiest wife. Points brek off (Krazy Kasakh Krampons fekkin rubbish!) Big crevace, Big rescue takes humen chain 20 ismall childrin from local vllage to rescue, heppily onlee 2 die. I preize God and kiss groun. Yieess!! you guess him - lips frozen to glacier. Heppily Slobdregska (drink 23 Brewski while waiting) perform "act of angel mercy" I rip fece free, but as tears and steam is clear I see femous 'tache frozen on and even more bushy than I remember. So in appropriate 69,000 years enormous iceberg break to sea with femous Kasakh moustachka as "crowning glorjva". Next year big docu-soap "The Ice 'Tache is Coming. For you my kleen face frend advice no big moustache too bleddy denger! Your wise freind Borat PS As Slobdregska my strenge thirsty say "No need go Brazil now" wot she mean?

Ed Trillis I always knew you were one cool f**ka but those photos are proof.(See what i did there).Nice to see that your embracing the world like a lover.Have it done boy!