Turkey Day 6:00 a.m. - Wakeup and play golf. 9:30 a.m. - God I suck at Golf. 10: a.m. - Bathroom break dilemma. Grandfather had to sneak in the women's room while I stood on guard. 12:00 p.m. - a Miller Light. Surprisingly tasty and refreshing. 2:00 p.m. - Dinner at The Shack. No more turkey. After 4 days of eating this delicate bird, I opted for a taste of the sea. Broiled scallops because that's what everyone else got. 4:00 p.m. - figured out what I'm t...

Tuesday 7:00 p.m. - Jeopardy, most annoying contestant ever lost finally. 7:30 p.m. - Wheel of Fortune 9:00 p.m. - late night turkey sandwich Wednesday 9:00 a.m. - wake up and watch the golf carts zoom by 11:30 a.m. - Wal-Mart was nothing short of a disaster and I expected nothing else. Found a neon tank top, but was so frustrated with how long it would take me to buy it, that I ended up making the smartest decision of my life and putting it back. Is at ou...

Entry 2 Tuesday 3:30 a.m. - agitation is slowly starting to creep in. Grandmother wakes up with some type of bad dream. Remedy is to turn on the TV and crank it up as loud as it can go. 4:00 a.m. - I know it's 4 a.m. because this grandfather clock located next to my sleeping arrangement goes "ding dong, ding dong, ding dong," every hour. Checked my phone and I beat Apple and Scotty Fleishman in my fantasy match ups so I can go back to sleep with a big smile o...

Audet's Travel Blog 10:00 p.m. - touchdown in Sanford. 2 hour smoke filled ride to Sebastian. Ate a chicken sandwich with a Diet Coke and went to bed. Monday- 8 a.m. - get up. Go for a run. Digster hits. Watermelon, pineapple, banana, Greek yogurt and water for bfast outside. House contains too much nicotine to eat in. God only knows what we do today. 11:34 a.m. - finished my first ever pedicure. Felt sorry for the woman that had to deal with my hobbit feet...