Ok guys its joe here just a quick entry to tell a story about what happened today before skiv and jess spin it and make it sound worse than in was. Basically i was swimming in the sea in my shorts, unfortunately i chose that day to wear the ones with no netting in them. After about 40 mins in the lovely warm crystal clear sea my near perfect dip was ruined.  I got stung by some sort of sea creature, possibly a jellyfish.  Yes you guessed it, i was stung on a very sensitive area (nuts mainly) so i had to grab my stuff and run back to the hostel in excruciating pain and when the cold shower did nothing to relieve the buring pain in my nads i was forced to take drasic measures and apply ice to the affected area which worked for a while but as you can imagine was very very cold. As you can imagine jess and skiv were rolling around on the floor laughing at me and making up stories like my body was finally rebelling and turning me into a girl and that my bits were going to drop off blah blah blah. Dont listen to them, they are liars and fools and are not to be trusted and horrible people to boot. (just kiddin :P).

So if you hear any 'joe is a ladyboy'' stories from skiv or jess they are lying!

Much love everyone

Joe xxx