Good to hear from you the other night, even if the call was meant for your sis (legitimate reasons why I was there, promise! May have 'borrowed a few cd's but that's it!)
Anyway, just to let you know I have had my own 'brazilian' in your honour. Starting to itch as it grows back but have gained a good inch or two...
Bro from another mo
Cobbler
sorry about Holly Tom. she no longer works for us!
Tomás
Hey all thanks for messages, even the "you don´t know me..." one, whihc after the inital fright I liked!
Anyd Im soz my selpling is so bad and haz upset y7ou, butt I am glad your reading, anhnyway. By the way - I also remember the mugging at Camden town - which seems like a bad re-run of east enders (one where a younster learns a valuable lesson), as for Suggs - I should have known not to treat a mockney, who wears Sunneys all the time. Why didn´t the scrunched up mars bar wrapper work - I´ll try it next time, after I patent it of course. "Cut down" I´m sure you´ll know is not the correct term, you´re is a contraction - though I´ll let you off because you were probably dumbing down to my level. Nice to hear (or is it here) from you anyways!
Anyway enough sibbling bickering - SKips! Hey honey - don´t worry I´m already doing a "show" of my speedos to a certain male (his b´day present) so you can come along & (as WHite Goodman says) "enjoy the show"!! I´m going to practice the storey here, so I perfect it for the English pubs! Great idea for the tash - hope they liek it in the hospital (Bower loved it!)
Woolster - stop reading my blog & start desperately reading "fatherhood made easy!!!" I´m fine dude. Im fact I´m still more perturbed (& chuffed!) that a mate of mine is having a kid - everyone this by no means, means I am having kids soon!!! PS Still loving it.
F- I think you mis-read I´ve bought a throw away now - the camera was the gorgeous one like yours!!! But I´m glad that the French defence was equally as brittle as mine.
Janey - you´re right Its all cool really! PS I tried to ring you again!!!
Holly
You don't know me, i work with Andy but he told us of your plight and we've just spent the last 5 minutes or so laughing at your tale. (We're laughing with you, not at you, honest!)
Have fun and be careful fella!
Team Burden / Cobblers
Tom, your very funny story reminds me of getting mugged 3 times in Camden town on the same day with you, and we only went there because of that fecking Suggs song. Sorry Mum, not the best time to find out, but it's over 10 years ago so baggsy no returns. You should have tried the tried and tested Tom trick (ie. it didn't work) "here mr mugger, have a scrunched up mars bar wrapper, you're so wired up and thick that you'll think it's a note and let me run away instead of wanting to kill me" trick. Whilst you were busy thinking about correcting these ruffian's spoken English, I was desperately trying to correct your written English as I read on. The horror. The horror. You are is cut down to you're. Your, as in your grammar and spelling must improve, is written 'your.' ;) Hear Hare Here. The only decent response, in case it happens again, is to tell them that "I've come on holiday by mistake." Then tell them your Uncle is a QC. That'll get them.Be more good...and less sh8t about your safety. Then continue to have a good time. Love from RAA xxx
Arcade Fire
Black mirror on the wall tell me where the bombs will fall
Skips
Crikey Honey!
Intense, very intense, cant imagine what that must have been like for you? Bummer about the camera too, can't believe i've now missed my chance to see you in speedos. On the up side tho, thats a flipping cool story to tell people!!
Maybe try growing that dodgy 'tash you had for the 'W' party in Truro- that'd scare 'em off. Or maybe just wear the elephant harness all the time.
Anyway gorgeous, hope the rest of stay is less traumatic, but equally eventful.
Luv Em xx
Wooly
Dude,
Just read your latest post!! That is so gutting that they took your camera, i'd guess more so than the money! Glad to hear that your relatively unharmed - sounds like they must have appreciated your attempt to run and decided to improve your ugly mug with a little freestyle plastic surgery!
Really hope it hasn't taken the shine off your stay out there mate and the it doesn't stop you enjoying yourself.
Take care Gringo
Andi, Kels, Murphy & [growing] Bump
F
or England, even.
F: Not Mum Or Dad
at least the police did not mug you; and the camera was a throw away.
and Englant won!
Jane
Hi Tom, I was so sorry to read your latest entry. I'm sure that you're gutted about the things they took (especially the camera) but at least you're OK and that's all that matters. I'll e-mail my new number ASAP....I was wondering why I was the only Burden who had not been rang!! Love you loads, Jxx
Burdeninho - Still Smiling
An - Now I know why you didn´t like Copacabana so much!
Nick - A 2nd reason to have done those chin-ups! Good work on footie, he wasnt like Ricketts mate then!? PS no chance of more photos I´m afraid!
M&F- Good luck in Glasgow, I´m sure it´ll all be brilliant! Mum no-messages don´t always mean I have probs- the library have banned (!) this site as its for leisure!! Mum Coach bked - home at 0300 AM on the 5th!!! Dad I agree - I´m busy all weekend & won´t check the score.
Wooly good to hear from you - Love to all. T
Abs tell me about the snake! PS I have a warning scream, adapted from monkeys - that scares all snakes away - I´ll show you when your home
Waffy - It was hard but by chance they had an elephant harness there which - although toight did the job!
Janey - can you email me your number - I´ve been trying to ring for about 1 month & can´t get through! I´m glad amelie asked after me, tell her I said cheese (& give her some humous!)
Andy prepare for plugs gallore!! Give Ruby a kiss from me, good luck with the houses. I´m all over glastonbury (not as in a poster campaign, as in I want to go too)
