I like the sudden fluency of portuguese that is popping up here - friends?! Or free translation webstyle?!?! Nico- T I´m glad you liekd the hand-off & yes its one week now mate - Ridiculous & there is no way I want to come back to snow (I was caught grumbling at being "cold" in 30 deg heat last week!!! Good luck in the lakes!

ANdy T - sorry I´ve no idea! PS is this friends re-united?!?!

Andy/Holly sorry about name hijacking - apparently (I´ve been told) it´s an hilarious prank... Happy data monitoring. Also to the real cobblers - Brazil with the biggest RAINforest in the world & you´RE questioning rain - English ineptitude my forté, Geographical inepitude most definitely your forté! The Bergerac idea is much more pleasing - a great idea & one I shall incorperate into panic reaction ASAP. PS Shouting charlie at these particular gents may have caused a lot more grief & only made them search harder!?!?

Hey Dee - nice to hear form you- hope you´re cool - Everyone NEEDS to be on the other side of the D-floor when I kick it!!

bore draw nick

Easy Tom - any predictions for the football. joe cole 4-1 would be nice. personally i think it will be Rooney 2-0. may put 50p on it.

Andy T - for the 3rd time my new e-mail address is 2005 with .co.uk at the end. you've probably got the 1991 one. either that or i've blocked you. tel nos: 0121 777 4514

Heya Tom,

Wow, I've just had a catch up on your latest news. Sounds like you've been busy living it up- we'll look forward to your Brazilian dance moves (well from the other side of the dancefloor!) Hope you manage to do some Hand-gliding.

Safe travels for the rest of your adventures, See you sonn, From Dee =)

Nick B - what's your e-mail address these days? Can never get anything through to you. Give me a call

I resign. and you can stick your job. it's only monitoring data anyway.

si com ou meu pode que somente bom COCA-COLA, miudos na soube GOAL, liso velho mucho norbles de que LENNY HENRY!!

Hey gajo

Não pode acreditar que há somente uma semana à esquerda! Parece ter voado perto. Bom ouvir-se que você é agora trague com os miúdos e capaz de evitar de começar todas suas possessões roubadas na faca apontam.

Eu nunca soube se é deslizar ou MÃO do CAIR que deslizam... seja awesome though. Meu mate liso velho usou-se fazê-lo... até que deixou de funcionar e morreu quase...

When are you back dude?? Let me know and I'll make sure that the Amster and I are around for your voyage back to Ex. We're off to the Lakes this week (QT mate...)... bloody snowing... brilliant

Can't wait for the surf mate

N

some scamp hijacked my cobblers tag and said Holly doesn't work for me anymore. So, Holly, sorry about that, you do so turn up at work and you'll still get paid. welcome to the Burden fun house, where the laughter never stops. Tom, cancelled by rain is surely the worst excuse for backing out of a death dive, erm, i mean hang glide. In Brazil? Rain? Yeah right. Anita says next time you're mugged remember to ask yourself "what would Jim Bergerac do?" and you'll be fine. I said I think that's what you did do, but you forgot to think, what would Jim Bergerac do in the 1980's rather than now, when he's got all lardy and that. You should have shouted for Charlie and worked out some convoluted plan, then awoke to the them tune and realised you'd slept through all of it, and had a strange amount of dribble on your t-shirt. Simple.

PS Check out www.mybestsofar.com

Hang gliding cancelled due to rain, boo!!! But never fear, there should be otehr times to try.

Glad you liked them mum, hope you had a lovely time.

Dad - well done - most downloaded, I´m impressed, did you include pics of naked women? (the only sure-fire way to win any award on the internet!)

Andy T - too much information me thinks! Though I´m sure mum was interesting in finding out! Keep reading. More blog enteries in a week o´r so, I´m afriad

Hope the hang gliding went well - I won't ask you high the mountain was. Thaks so much for the flowers for Mothering sunday, I just presumed you'd organised it through one of the others but apparently not, so especial thanks for being resourceful - they are great. We had a good time in Glasgow although by Fridy I was conferenced out and glad to be home. Dad did well, and when we checked on Thursday evening his was the most downloaded talk! - made all that effort filling up memory sticks worthwhile!! only joking!! Just going to watch the Rugby with Amelie, thanks once again for the bouquet, enjoy the last fortnight. Lots of love, M