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Passport was finally sorted on Tuesday and I will pick it up on Sunday. Muhammed and mr hassan were sacked yesterday and have been replaced by an evil idiot with gay hair. He thinks he's so smart he can stop us from going on the roof by hiding the doorhandle. And control who uses the computer (that me and mickey fixed free of charge) by putting a password on it but he can't read English so he typed the password into the 'password hint' bit aswell... He even tries to stop you from cooking. I also had an argument with a beggar yesterday who told me as I was leaving, "you look like a van.....UPSIDE DOWN". Don't ask me what this means.
I've had enough from these Egyptians stealing my food so yesterday I bought yogurt, apple juice, liquid laxative and a syringe. I set the trap late last night but no one has stolen anything yet.
Picture is Mohammed boiling his super smelly socks.
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