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The spiders perspective: It's 9pm and I have just woken up, I fell asleep on the balcony again and now I am hungry! Oh look I have new guests in the hotel room, a handsome young man who looks english and a beautiful young woman, who is clearly Swedish. They are lounging around and because it's hot they have left the door open. Excellent, that means all the flies and Mosquitos, my favourite meals, are already flying in to have a nibble on the mans butt, and the woman's legs. This means I will have plenty to snack on tonight!!! I best get inside before they close the door.
Right, I am in, but I best be quiet they might see me and get scared, I am scary after all. Also I don't want the flies to see me. I will hide over there by the pulley cord for the blinds and wait for them to go to sleep.
It's 10pm and they are in bed, it's dark now but I have lots of eyes so i can see perfectly. I will start to climb up the netting a bit so I can see where the flies and mosquito's are and lie in wait. Oh s***, the man has woken up because of the noise outside and is closing the door, I will be stuck here til morning, the wife will think I have been drinking again, b*****! Wait, what is he doing, he is stumbling my way in the dark, he is reaching for the cord I am next to so he can close the blind, shhhiiiit, he nearly touched me I am legging it a bit over there and then staying very still so he won't see me. Damn he has just let out a big squeal, he must have seen me..... The light is on, what do I do???
It's ok he has legged it to the other side of the room, haha scardie cat!!
Oh hang on, the woman has picked up a glass, my mate told me a horrible story of how his mate got trapped under one and was never seen again... I am scared, I best stay still so she doesn't get me! Waaaa it's coming down on me, I best keep my legs in so they don't get squashed!
I am under the glass now, will I have enough air, is this what prison is like? Hang on the ground is moving, something is sliding under me.... How did she do that I am now being carried outside, she is a witch I think... I hope she doesn't eat me!!!!
Whoah the glass has been turned over and I am now at the bottom of it on the table outside, the floor is now the ceiling but she had taken it away, and run back inside! I am free, free at last!!
Now, how do I climb up glass walls....
s***....
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DuncN Have you and sally been sharing a good looking englishman. Bit early in the marriage for that kind of experimentation!