Being as sincere as possible, with no over-exaggeration whatsoever, things here have gone from bad, to worse, to dire. A concise version of what has happened would look like the following: Bought & returned a s***ty 4x4 Bought a campervan Broke a campervan Been stranded in Townsville Ben was suspected of having Malaria (turned out to be an viral infection) Had a swedish guy try and have sex in the dorm (in the bunk bellow me) Been blocked from my on...

In the words of the literary genius that is David Walliams, 'What a kafuffle'! The last few days have been testing, tiring and stressful as Grimdawg and I try and find transport down the East Coast. Cairns is an exceptionally nice place to live, eat and drink - but for the travel orientated mind it is devoid of the interesting landmarks which are essential. I've developed a new hatred for the Germans, more than just that ancient football rivalry all Brits are in...