Today we were booked onto a 4x4 safari trip around Koh Samui! We got picked up from our hotel at 8am then the 4x4 went on to pick up then rest of the patrons! The last to get on were 6 c#*ts from Kazakhstan! Honestly Borac made that country more appealing to go to than these f@ckers! Sorry for my French but I have never met a more annoying or obnoxious bunch of people in my life! It was just me, Anna and 3 lovely people from Lithuania and these f@ckers! However they never managed to ruin it for us and we had an amazing day apart from when we had to listen to these utter tools! First up we had some off road driving which basically consisted of the tour guide ripping the jeep around a muddy pot holed field and trying to send us flying off the back! Then we went to a safari park were we got to do some elephant trekking! This was very good! We set off strapped into the seats on Eddy the elephants back with the guide sitting on his neck manouvering him! As soon as we rounded the corner and out of sight of his boss the guide jamp off Eddys back to light up a fag and told us to take over! For the next 45 mins me and Anna took turns sitting on Eddys neck pretending to direct him (think he knew fine where he was going without us) whilst the guide smoked and took pictures! We then went and seen a couple of animal shows, most notably a crazy Thai guy putting his head in a crocodiles mouth and a little karaoke monkey with makeup and a dress on miming a song into a mircophone! After this we went swimming in a waterfall half way up a mountain and Annabelle slipped and nearly broke her neck(I know what your thinking readers and no I never pushed her.......too many witnesses!) before heading home!