First post, I've been here for 5 days and so far its been crazy.

So today's my birthday we are flying from dusseldorf to marseille. Using the cheapest flight possible. Adds up when your backpacks h to heavy for over head.

I'm sitting in an Ryanair the plane is crap and I can nap because they keep trying to sell me bull s***. Atleast crappy European coffee will get me through.

You think with my hair cut, done by the "master of cuts" my now favorite barber in the whole world, Sgar. I would be less recognizable as an American. Nope. It's ok so many people speak English outside of dusseldorf.

Something about only sleeping 3 hours a day and drinking lots of coffee and beer just makes you feel alive. This is what being on tour would be like.

930 am
On the bus to the port city of marseille. Just remembering the beautiful landscape for the view above was breath taking. Its a beautiful sunny day and it's a change from the rain in Germany. Perfect temp. Just found out our flight to Montez till tomorrow.

8pm
So trying to have fun in marseille was a bust. Love the city, all the girls look freakishly attractive. Didn't have a problem with them. Just a few discussed glances but that didn't bother me. Just the french people in general were pissing me off. Yell at us for bulls*** reasons. Even after making a quick apology we still were being looked down on. It didn't help that none of us really speak french. I didn't fail at passing french class for nothing. Wish I could speak better french so I can tell them to f*** off.

We tried to nap at the beach, but even the beach gave us s***. It was windy and cold. We talked to a few french girls but it was to windy for us to really talk with them.

We went back to the train station after we went into town to print out our next flight and pick up some snacks. The train station was easy getting things because most of the tellers spoke English. We hung out at Macdonalds because we could get wifi for free there. After about 30min we said f*** it let's go sleep at the airport. So that's where I am. Being a diva I have 2 inflatable pillows, making me the most comfortable.

Guess I'll catch some zzz's till our next flight. Best birthday ever :(

1151 still at airport, just woke up some Turkish boy keeps scraming and laughing, and running around the airport. I want to see him run over. OH A DOG HAHAHAHAHAHA OH YOU TRYING TO SLEEP HAHAHA he almost kicked kevin In the fAce. Get the f*** out! Should have gotten a hotel. I'll kill you kid. Fuxk uuuuu

617 am back on another wonderful Ryan air dildo plane. So after that kid woke me up from the most uncomfortable sleep of my life, I took a Xanax found a corner of the room and slept on the airport floor. My blowup pillow was a life saver.

Wake up an I find silver french bugs crawling on my chest. f*** you french bugs as I kill what I hope is their whole family. At least the people in the airport charging me up the ass for food and drink were nice to me. Merci you f***. I hope I like it here soon. I hope I get some wifi when we get to nontez. Looks like our couch surfers where like screw you guys, now we get to look for a hostel.