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The amazing European adventures of a lost little A
I would like to take this time to talk about hair: apparently, in Germany "symmetry" seems to hold no real significance. If your hair is short on one side, it should be short on the other. If your hair is one color on the left, it should be the same color on the right. And furthermore pink, green, purple, magenta and gross are not natural hair colors. God made man symmetrical and proportioned (give or take my lubhandles). If He had wanted to make us look like a picasso painting, he would've done it. But it's God, and I'm pretty sure that He knows what He is doing.
I am a vain, shallow and materialistic person and I need to go back to America where I fit in...
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