I just did a double take on the last Willenhall Town result... versus Quorn?? How did you manage to lose against a meat substitute? Boo!
Kezza
safe jem and dave, hope you both well! good talkin to you the other night, liked the pictures for me, altho hope no one thinks i'm onto summin! the other albums i need to do in sittings cuz there are too many if you ask me! paaa! Just finished work, this utensil hook dad's put up looks CRAZEEE! i will take photo's in time! Safe flight to japan! join in with the grease thing, you'll both fit right in! in a bit loser travellers while the rest of us work and pay rent! love ya really! mwah!
Pride Of 'umpshire
Unibond Northern League Division 1 - Southern Division
Doh, I've just realised why there are not many postings to this blog - it must be due to would-be contributors struggling to solve the mathematical problem before the message can be sent ?
Bruce
In light of the rising frequency of crocodile ~ human conflicts in or near water, the Australian Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of crocodiles while in the field.
They inform us that there are many varieties of crocodile on this continent, and whilst some are 'fairly' harmless, many can be aggressive to humans. "We advise outdoor people at risk to wear noisy little bells ontheir clothing so as not to startle crocs that aren'texpecting them. We also advise them to carrypepper spray in case of an encounter with a croc."It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs ofcrocodile activity in your area. Learn to recognise a simple difference between 'safe' crocs and crocs with an inclination to attack humans and devour their flesh. The droppings from harmless crododiles is smaller, and often contains fish, duck, squirrel and rabbit remains. The droppings from dangerous crocs has little bells in it and smells of pepper."
Pride Of 'umpshire
As Grantham get ready to visit 'Umpshire tomorrow;
Former Nottingham Forest forward Phil Starbuck has been appointed as the new manager of UniBond League Division One South club Grantham Town, replacing John Wilkinson, who left last month. Starbuck who played for a host of other clubs, including Oldham, Sheffield United, Plymouth, Huddersfield, Cambridge City and Burton Albion took his first management job at Hucknall Town which ended in June 2003. He joined Leigh RMI as player/assistant-manager initially before being appointed manager for the latter part of the 2003/04 season. He left in November 2004, going on to manage Arnold Town, before joining Hednesford Town in May 2006. A successful first half to the 2006/07 season saw the Pitmen top the table in the UniBond Premier before a poor run of form saw them eventually finish seventh.
Interesting fact; Stamford are nicknamed The Daniels after Daniel Lambert who is buried there, he was the worlds fattest man at over 50 stone!!!
Jem & Dave
Dear Bruce,
Your jokes are almost as good as Jemma's Dad's.
Do you know each other?
Jemma's Dad
Reference your visit to the Curtain Fig Tree at Atherton: tell 'em that your Major Oak has 600,000 visitors a year (http://www.eyemead.com/majoroak.htm)- 'wouldn't want you coming back with nothing to do just to research that !
Bruce
A Sydney Blonde and a Perth Lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from the Uk to Oz. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me A$5.00, and vice versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill in the Blue Mountains with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and his local library, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers, to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500. The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
