Unibond Northern League Division 1 - Southern Division
Sat 17th Jan 2009
Willenhall Town 2 vs Gresley Rovers 2
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Bruce
Been up to the Northern territory for a few days. I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, "that's Aboriginal."
Bruce
Ya know, it's difficult to understand Australian women. I've been with mine now for over 35 years and she still gets upset when I use her toothbrush. If you can tell me a better way to get dog dirt off trainers, I'm listening mate.
Bruce
'Forgot to tell you mates, 40 degrees C forecast today in Perth, that's getting a touch warm for most of us, then cooling a bit before heavy rain and back to high temperature again on Thursday. No sweat cobbers!
Bruce
You've been here about ten months now, so have you yet sussed out the difference between an Oz Wedding and one of our funerals?
There's always one less drunk at our funerals.
Be seeing you!
Pride Of 'umpshire
Unibond Northern League Division 1 - Southern Division
So you've done nearly 24,000 kms around our little continent eh? Strewth, that's about 15,000 Pom Miles !
In all that driving, did you deduce the difference between a road kill involving a 'roo and similar circumstances where the victim is a copper? Look hard next time, you will always see skid marks leading up to the dead kangeroo.... Good wishes on you for the next year, mates!
Burntwood Cronies
Merry Christmas and a happy 2009 to both of you. Stay safe
xx
Burntwood Cronies
A month goes by, they never visit, they never call, they never update the blog!
Leave the damn sushi alone and tell us what you are up to.