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Hi everyone,
Excuse me if this entry is quite lethargic, had a thai massage earlier and I feel really sleepy.
Arrived in cha-am last night and stayed in this really nice guest house by the sea. It had flushing toilets , warm water and everything!! Me and my friend kelly went for a wander to see what chaam had to offer in the way of nightlife. Guess what? There wasn't one!!!!!
We knew before we arrived that chaam is aimed at thai tourists and that's cool, the only problem is thai people don't really go out at night it seems! I haven't seen any western people at all here, well, one thing that seems to be in abundance here is british men between the ages of 40 and 70 looking to find a (very young) thai bride. It really made me feel sick. Someone must have introduced a special guidebook for this area on 'how to snag yourself a thai girl'' because it seems to be quite easy to do. The few bars we did go to had only middle aged men and thai girls in it so needless to say we didn't stay out late.
Had an amazing sleep last night, as i had nice clean bed with no insects or mud or monkey poo!!!
Went for a thai massage this morning which was quite a funny experience!! had to wear these see through trousers they give you - not good for street cred! Then this middle aged lady started throwiung me about me like a piece of dough for an hour!!! Some of the massage techniques were a bit risque if you get what i mean! i was so worried what part of my body she was going to inflict pain on next that I got the giggles and couldn't stop laughing.
Some the moves were crazy, she took flying kicks to my upper thighs, and nipped me all over then she got me in a kind of headlock and twisted me from side to side until my back cracked - it worked!
For the rest of the day we chilled on the beach. People dont sunbathe here they cover up and sit in the shade. It was so toasty that I could have done with a cold drink but all they sold were things like fish heads - mmm refreshing!
Think we will go and sit in the 'nice and easy' bar until our taxi comes to take us back to the jungle again.
Over and out
A chilled, and slighly aching smithers
love to all XXXX
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