I thought long and hard about a chicken related horror film...I painted a white board on my wall (technology, aye :P) and began brainstorming...After several hours of intense thought and concentration and after consuming several gallons of coffee...I emerged with 4 possibilities:
1) I think a film in which the chickens are kept hostage in some sort of camp and they must escape would be and interesting concept...The name I came up with is quite good, if I do say so myself:
'The Poultry That No Longer Wanted To Be In The Place That They Had Been For A Long Time'
2) "Claws". Not to be confused with "Jaws". This is about a seaside resort being terrorised by an overgrown chicken. Not my greatest idea, but still interesting :) (This one also gave me the idea of going beyond chickens to other animals...After nuclear weapons testing in Korea, an over sized, really angry creature is created...After sinking a ship in Korea, the creature flees to the land of opportunity...More precisely: New York, America...Here he will cause mayhem and destruction and only Matthew Broderick can save the day...This film will be called: "Chinchilla"
3) The forth one sort of escalated to several unnecessary films. What started as 'Alien Vs Chicken' became 'Chicken Vs Jason' which became 'When Harry Met A Chicken' and then 'Batman And Chicken' and then finally ended at 'Kramer Vs Chicken'.
4) After impressing my producing and, I must say, myself, I was happy to call it a day with those 3...But then a sudden piece of genious hit me! As if God had intended me to spread this joy to the world. Brace yourselves...Stay braced....Continue to be in a bracive form...Ok: Cluck Norris in his debut directing/writing/producing/acting/casting role, brings to you: 'Hen Hur'...Enough said. I know you love it.
You are all welcome :)
Sue
Nice Roe, nice! How about 'Eggbreakers', 'Chickenman' and 'Chickenman 2: The Coup' and Chicken's Play? oh, and lovin' 'The Bantam of the Opera' :)
Roe
Hey! I never said that Sean. I said that he was at some shindig where they were talking about fancy gadget stuff (remind me to tell you about the hologram man one day) and that they said that was one of the things that they will probably be able to have the technology for soon. Silly. Doesn't make it any less impressive that your student invented it too!
'Clucky' is genius! How about 'The Exorchick', 'Silence of the Hens' and inevitably 'The Brood'? Or can we broaden the genre slightly and have 'The Bantam of the Opera'?
Sue
"Clucky"
Sean
Molster! Unfortunately, I didn't have much of an Easter break. The Chinese have one day when they visit their ancestral tombs to spring clean, so that was my only day off. I have another day off on 1 May but that's it - no holidays for the whole of the time I'm here! (Being here is really one long holiday though!) I'm returning to the UK in July. How's school, Brainiac?
Molly
Hi Former Eric the Red, happy Easter hols. Do you get Easter holidays in China? When are you coming back to England?
Love you
Sue
This simply isn't good enough. I come on here yet again and find no blog update. I am very, very disappointed :(
...yet still love you x
Ethan
Durka durk xxxxx
Mum
Happy Easter x
Sue
You should def write a book! Your landlady isn't far off being a stalker...
You are officially my hero
Love you x
Mum
Hi No1.
Love your latest tale from China. So glad to speak to you today, I sometimes forget how much I miss you.
xx
