Tom your chicken ideas are amazing! I love Hancockerel and also the mini egg car. Genius.

I'm 17; I wanna get out and get a job!

Oh why thankyou very much Sean :D I really don't know what to say other than I love you too :D

As for Tom's film ideas, some interesting comcepts there...My favourite being the one with the ultra long name...It's catchy :D

As for you, I miss you :( Come home now :D Your dinner's getting cold and eaten :(
xxxxxx

I think Ethan is absolutely amazing and I am saying this of my own free will and Ethan is certainly not appearing under the false identity of myself. In conclusion, Ethan is great, I touch sheep.
Much love x

Alrite mate!!

Just read through your blogs bcos i found ur link when i was cleaning my favourites web page. Ahh i live an exciting life. It sounds like u r havin an amazin time and u r the best teacher there. I am well chuffed for u (in a strictly straight friend way). Also im lovin the fact ur playin ping pong and the teacher doesnt get ur team name. Simply classic. Oh and im overjoyed s***head has made it over there. Long may it prosper!!

as for chiken related films i read ethans post and do not think it can be beaten. However it would be immature and silly of me not to add my own.

1. 'Chickenman'. It sounds simple but is it? A young boy falls down a well and is confronted by his worst fear. A chicken. Perhaps more than one chicken if this will not condone the film to an 18's rating. He then sees his father get shot outside an opera house by.... a chicken. Outrageous u say? perhaps.. perhaps. but then an animal that can survive without its head for an obscene amount of time should not be taken lightly. He then travels to china (indeed relevant) where he gets himself locked up for sum reason practices his fighting and returns to bring fear back to the criminals of Brotham (get it like gotham but chicken broth so brotham yeah its pretty weak). To do this he devises a fearsome chicken costume complete with chicken themed gadgets to fight his arch rival 'The Poacher'. There is a love interest too with a twist she believes she is a catwoman. This is a problem for our hero chickenman but using a rubber chicken (no pun intended) he can stop her from eating him. To climax the film he ends up fighting the poacher on a rooftop where he gets nearly choked (no pun intended) before firing little shap blades off his chicken suit into the poachers face. Boom. Instant classic.

2. 'Chicken run'. Oh wait....

3. A film about a boozing superhero left alone on a planet (or so he thinks) where nobody likes him. Perhaps portrayed by the Black Will Smith of Chickens.

I call it 'Hancockerel'

The film pretty much writes itself. Some kfc zingy one liners, a family sized bucket of fun and a side order of Charlize Chicken Theron.

4. 'Chicken Little'. Oh wait....

5. The next idea came to me as a trilogy. It starts with a chicken floating in some water being picked up by a boat crew. He has no memory of his past and doesnt realize he is a super secret assassin who works for the goverment and has been brainwashed. He meets another chicken who helps him drive about France in a mini egg style car (you know the ones), as a chicken driving an egg car is hilarious however you look at it, but who i will kill off in the second film somewhere near the beginning for budgeting reasons. I call it 'The Chicken Identity'....

No wait scrap that, how about 'The chicken that forgot he was a super secret spy and who remembers at the end of the film but we are going to make 2 more anyway...film'

6. Chicken Run 2..... oh wait..

.no it hasn't been made? Unbelievable

Hey son ... English Whispers- Love it!! English voiceovers - what fab fun for everyone.... how very clever, where did your brain go to to come up with stuff like that?! If the worst they can say is that you say the word rubbish too much, who gives a sh*t.
Could the cigarette have been flushed elsewhere and just resurfaced in your loo?
Your brother has now changed his mind and wants to learn to drive so Tony is making room in his schedule to teach him ... it doesn't seem like 2-mins ago that I was pregnant with Ethan learning to drive myself...wow.
We love and miss you baby... xxx

If I sellotape a load of chop sticks together I can make stilts and hop-skip it over the wall and out!

Right, back to my cartoon of Chairman Mao...

Re: Rubbish

Maybe they are having a pick holes in the perfect guy week?

Of course, it does mean that if you aren't wonderful they may not hold you hostage...

sending you a spoon Cyril, chopsticks are no good for digging...

Just wondering, considering your extreme popularity, work ethic and all round goodguyness, are you in the least concerned that they won't let you leave?

Loving this blog, has it really been two months, I don't see you much but even I miss you! Maybe you should talk to the toilet, it may have been hiding it's addiction all this time... Perhaps it could be dentistry for the voyeur? Oh and finally, before I get back to my essay writing, what about King Shames cloak of shame? It'll be easier than building a throne!

Loves ya x

Hey gorgeous boy...
I love your latest story, I probably should have read it before I read the message board though!
I wanted to say a quick hey and let you know that I've paid your car insurance final payment and your Capital One payments. Capitail One wouldn't let me set-up a DD to keep up your payments so I created merry hell, it made made no difference but I felt better!
Having a Mexican themed birthday party for your brother. I'll let you know more about that another time.

Love you x

E, I absolutely love you. My stomach is seriously hurting from reading that and laughing so hard.

Miss ya mate.