Yes you are right Monkey 1 ( if that is in fact your real name), I do have far too much time on my hands, I am sorry if me leaving messages on a message board offends you, I wont bother. Well done you have ruined christmas and made baby Jesus cry.

Does sean have too much time on his hands or what??? Luv the Chav Nav though. Has anyone else heard the rhumor that ths space cadets really did go into space and spent their time orbiting Ryans bonce......

THE CHAV NATIVITY:

There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?)
She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit?
He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.
One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo ya lookin at?'
Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.' Mary's totally gobsmacked.
She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper.
I never bin wiv no one!'
So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself.
Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that.
She's like 'Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I reckon I'm well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an' that we are gonna get.'
Mary goes 'Yeah, s'pose you're right'
Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go dahn Bethlehem on that. They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah?
To have her bay-bee an' that.
But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that.
Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their heads. They're like `Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise men from the East End.
Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an' myrrh?
Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?' It's all about to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another message from this Lord geezer.
He's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees.
You better naff off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think
I'm goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey'
Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.'
So they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's safe an' that.
Then Joe, Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref,
an' Jesus turns water into Stella.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Dashing through the bush,
in a rusty Holden Ute,
Kicking up the dust,
esky in the boot,
Kelpie by my side,
singing Christmas songs,
It's Summer time and I am in
my singlet, shorts and thongs

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a
scorching summers day,
Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Christmas time is beaut !,
Oh what fun it is to ride in
rusty Holden Ute.

Engine's getting hot;
we dodge the kangaroos,
The swaggie climbs aboard,
he is welcome too.
All the family's there,
sitting by the pool,
Christmas Day the Aussie way,
by the barbecue.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a
scorching summers day,
Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a
rusty Holden Ute.

Come the afternoon,
Grandpa has a doze,
The kids and Uncle Bruce,
are swimming in their clothes.
The time comes 'round to go,
we take the family snap,
Pack the car and all shoot through,
before the washing up.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way
Christmas in Australia on a
scorching summers day,
Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in
a rusty Holden Ute.

Merry Christmas!!!!

G'day you filthy poms, having the best time ever? Sir Kenneth still would like to know what his prize is? and there is only 10 more sleeps til Santa comes he heh ehehehehehe. I did email but you are having too much fun to reply!!!!!! ok bye bye x

Hi Bri, Hi sar, Loving the website, you look to be having a skill time. Keep the photos coming they make me smile. Harrogate is getting colder by the day. Good thumb action Bri keep up the good work. See you soon. Bye. te ra. Toodle pip. Catcha later. Peace. 5000 G.

Does Santa do hightlights? Has Rudolf got a 23 window?

Now then! Xmas Boy's Night! Nobby won competition for best hat! It's got real reindeer on the top! Drinking rum! WooHo!

Goood morning vietnaaaam / Australia.

This is Hannah (fave cousin) just at mum and das for the weekend and emily told us about your website so we came and had a look - and what a website of dreams it turns out to be! Sounds and looks like you are having an ace time - and i think your van of dreams might even be of higher quality than em and tones green machine! I will now be having a look at your site on a regular basis to get top tips for our trip.. even tho its not until July next year..
Hope you are sleeping soundly in your van of dreams without any flamin' gallars keeping you awake!

lots of love hannah, chris, john and ben xxxxBen has just got in and tells me to say hola to you both

90% of the worlds population has never made a phone a call - strangely 90% of the worlds population can also fit inside Ryans head...!!!!

bri your yellow squareback has arrived i have extended the garage and put it in there with your first love

For all your Garden Furniture needs, Ireland.