Every season in one day. One minute using my cotton pashmina to shield my neck from the suns rays and just an hour later using it as an umbrella. I know silly idea, no of course it didn't work. After a near torrential downpour we waited half hour or so for the sun to come out before climbing the steep hill from the grown up bar at the bottom of the hill back to the main entertainment complex for the puppet show. Bad timing, two minutes into our mountainous trek ...

Discovered we are not in a Deluxe 3 caravan after all. We are in a deluxe plus 3. I didn't really read the description before we booked, it had 3 bedrooms and two toilets which were the main considerations. But we chose this park because for just £50 more we could be accommodated in deluxe accommodation rather than a rivals silver caravan. Deluxe must be better and deluxe plus must be even more better ( yes I know if that was a child speaking you would have co...

This has been the longest day! About 36 hours long, and 30 of those were just this morning. Housemate#1 took a record time to bathe and dress this morning. Despite her 'na na na' protestations at the suggestion of a weekend by the sea she did a good impression of someone excited at the prospect this morning. Well and truly in holiday mode, I made us all spaghetti on toast for breakfast. Quite a tight time schedule today: leave home for Rochester at 12, walk to ...