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SANJ/ SONY IN SOUTH AMERICA
So my last jounal concerned gettin out of bolivia which wasnt a problem. While we were gettin our passports stamped, the guards just happened to be watchin the England game and they stopped the queue to let us all watch it. Wot a place to see England get knocked out, at a frickin border. Anyway we walked over a bridge to get to argentina and the moody guards wouldnt let us in for 3 hours!!!!! cos we have 2 germans on board. Anyway we coulkdnt get to slata that night and had to set up camp in thios deserted freezin campsite. It was awful, i thought my camping partner had died in the mornin cos she wouldnt answer me, but she had just left to sleep on the coach phew. Anyway the nest mornin we set off to salta and we realised how european argentina is. It was refreshin after the nightmare we had just had. U dont understand how nice it is to go to a toilet with a toilet seat unless u have been without a toilet seat for a week. WE are camping at salta at the moment next to the largest swimming pool in the southern hemishere...... but its empty. We went out for drinks the other night and then went to the sleeziest club ever, It was like The Works/Johnnies/ Oceana dependin where u are from. Our driver and tour leader came with us. Our tour leader got so pissed he started cryin. When we left the club everyone huddled to keep warm but i wasnt cold so i left the huddle, then James the driver took offence to this and told me to 'Go make a curry!!' It was well funny. 6 of us piles into a taxi which had room for about 4. Andy the tour leader fell asleep in the taxi and woke up every 5 mins to make sure we were goin the right way. James kept on callin the taxi driver....Trev, and givin spanglish directions to our campsite. Ãmigo amigo...f***in... derecho derecho.. yeah mate'All in an Australian accent. Then he made the taxi stop so he could help some German Shephards at the side of the road have sex. The poor dog couldnt get it up properly. james thinks it was a combination of the altitude of salta and because he knew we were watchin. James spent the next hour tryin to figure out what German shephards are called in Germany. Andy the tour guide, lit the gas fire back at camp, Grabbed his balls and apologised to his balls. 'Im sorry boys i'll never let u get that cold again' We set up breakfast and put our driver and tour guide to bed, the same driver and tour guide who are responsible for our well being on this trip. That afternoon i went paraphetting i think its called. Its were u run with a parachute attached to u and basically fly about. Obvoiusly this was a tandem flight. I was lookin forward to being strapped to a sprightly young argentinian but as i ws the lighest person in our group i got strapped to the fat pilot!!! Anyway running off the edge of a cliff and being warned, if u dont run fast enough it wont work, was a very interstin experience. Once we were up in the air i was ok, but i was obvoiusly holding on for dear life. It was fun but i dont think id do it again. Im going horseriding yet again tomrow so until then i shall bid u farewell. Update me wots goin on in your life please, anyone been to any festivals? got a new boyfriend? pulled someone famous? let me know BYE XXX
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