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CHAPTER 4 - hello Vietnam.
Well after the longest f***in journey we have been on yet on a s***ty bus sleeping on the s***ty floor for 15/16 hours WE ARE IN HO CHIN MIN CITY. Very nice city and a lot of a f*** easier getting into Vietnam than Cambodia! Met 3 italians on the bus (beautiful but 1 oldie) after a long day we just napped and chilled had stroll rand the city. Later on we went watched footy and got laggo my night it was also met back up with the Italians had a few bevvys then made our way to a 'club' little did we no it was a gay one haha! So full of mincey Vietnamese boys BOYSS not blokes boys. Soon left just sat on the street carried on drinking then some crazy ars dude started chattin to us he had f***ing teeth half paralised arm and a baseball f**** cap on. He started reading everyones palms n s*** said nice things that bulls*** got to me looked at me just called me a devil. Ain't happy bout this. I ain't a fan a the Vietnamese. Na not at all. d*** heads. Nice city tho. Anyways woke up with the s***s and crying out for western food. Beautiful day out today was so effin hot. We found a KFC mullered that had a stroll down to the American war museum. Was the most horrific sicken and confusing place ever!! Just sounds to me that Americans are a bunch of c*** (but we all new this anyway). Greg loved it and he gave me the low down after thank gad!! Went and chilled in the park after and decided on our next part of our adventure (god I'm gay) so tomorrow we are getting a flight to Hanoi and going on a 2 day boat pour on Hanon bay which sounds a dream very looking forward to this. Will update the rest of chapter4 in hanoi OIOI!
RIGHTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Flew to Hanoi and basically hate vietnam. Glad i come but never again. The people are t*** . Rude t*** at that. But was so good to have a short sweet flight, no long ars lying bus journey lengths.... Arrived at a back packers hostel wasnt as good as Cambodia but hey hoooooo. That night I didn't go out didn't fancy it i was being a right moody vietnam hating b**** spoke to me mumma and sorted me attitude out abit had some me time and wenta bed. 2:07AM KATIE STEPH AND GREG COME STROLLLLLLING IN. I thought they had been murdered hadnt seen them since f**** 7:30!! Was funny the gals come in dead silence and STUNK of booze. Then Greg with his tail between his leg bcos he lost stephs f**** camera. Haha stupid div. Luckily for steph we put all her photos on photo bucket the day before so she had about 10 on it. Buttttt Greg being drunk as a skunk was like EVERYONNNE HATES ME EVERYONE HATES ME. haha. The Katie kinda passed out was funny cos she cuddnt bluddy speak. (they went and ate a snakes heart whilst the poor f**** thing was still alive it's cruel I dont like snakes but there weren't no way I was doin that s*** but yea). Greg finally got in bed honestly thought he was crying I found it hirarious bcos I was soba and steph was in her bed then he was like steph I'm sorry u hate me haha and she was like noooo shut up I don't care then i was like hug him steph n she just put her arm on his bed (both on top bunks next to eachother) and started going HUG MY ARM.. GREG..HUG MY ARM. HAHAHAHA it was one of the funniest things to date haha. Ahh. Anyway we all went on to Han on bay (which I wasn't guna bcos i was done with this s*** place and s*** weather) and we was soooooo lucky the weather was boiling. Was so cool we stayed on a boat and it was like alll backpackers and everyone spoke English and everyone was so fun. Boat room are probaly the bet we have stayed in. Dinner was ream lunch was ream I liked the food (for a change) was awesome. Then after lunch we joined with 2 other boats then all started jumpin off the boat into the water for about 20-30 mins was fun I jumped it was effin high KJ got in met some irish dudes they were so lovely then steph n Greg got involved everyone having a ballllll. then some d*** head Irish boy tried to do a flip in next thing everyone made this 'OOEEWWWWWAHHHH' noise went to the edge this boy floating in the water EVERYONE thought he was joking little did we all no he had belly flopped from such a height n knocked himself sparko. STUPID LITTLE p**** Someone else jumped in realise he was hurt got him out and thank f*** he was fine god noes how was awful. So that cooled off. We later went kayaking that was good but I'm f**** aching now was so far (dangerous too bcos most people were SLAUGHTERED and no one had life jackets and the tide was super strong). Whilst kayaking to this cave (which was a loads s*** to be fair) we (me&greg sharing a kanoe) saw some bloke on the edge of a boat WHO WAS THE SPIITTTT FOR CAPTAIN BIRDS EYE- so I shouted out hello captain birds eye and sed hello back (we found it hilarious) so I shouted back again HOW DO U KEEP THOSE FISH FINGERS SO FRESH and by my surprise (& a f**** brilliant shout back) he said OHHH IT'S HARD WORK. Wellllllll haahahaha. So f***in funny highlight of vietnam I'd say. Oh yea and our tour reps were raging alcoholics one looked like haych from steps the other like a mix between allan from hangover/Russell brand who looked about 40 (was25) was a f**** mental case he put haych from steps c*** in his mouth (bare in mind there both straight(they say)) whilst having this oriole spicy whisky poured on top. Tried to get evidence but my camera even got offended and wuddnt take. As the sun was setting the islands looked amazing around the bay but didn't take me camera. Later in the night KJ flaked and went a bed (to e fair on the journey to halon bay she was stil very drunk& smiling) we all headed over to the main boat and done drinking games was boring really but was good to meet more backpackers. Met 3 lovely Irish gals too. So many irish. All bluddy lovely. Made out way back today don't really have much else to say but happy to be leaving Vietnam. Next stop Laos should be sunny and funny. That rhymes well go with that!
OH YES I JUST WANT TOO ADD A LITTLE MORE AS TO WHY I HATE VIETNAM SO MUCH- the people were rude. So rude intact the last day, the day that dented my ego and mental stability the most- THE c*** WOMEN WHO POINTED AND LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I WALKED PAST.. OH NOT ONCE OH NO 3 f**** TIMES SHE POINTED AND LAUGHED AND EACH TIME I WALKED PAST SHE GOT MORE PEOPLE TO LOOK AND LAUGH. SO f*** YOU c*** WOMEN FROM VIETNAM. f*** YOU. Yea that put the icing on the cake. Over and out.
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