Rules for the Grey Hound Bus............................1) 1/2 an hour before you get on the bus, act strange (slightly crazy). 2) When you get on the bus sit on the isle seat, put your bag on the other, inset Ipod and pretend to be asleep. 3) You will encounter nutters. 4) Even though the bus stops at service stations, most passengers will still stry and bum cigarettes off you. 5) I can confirm after 12 hours of trying, it is not possible to sleap on the Greyhound. 7) Wear thermal underwear, blankets, gloves etc........the bus has one air-con setting. 8) Stop being a tight arse and take the train!