Seems their phone is out of order. Ring Cherry's mobile 04 077 24313

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Hi Paul, Barb has just called and said that you'd left for Brisbane. Call my friends, Cherry & Dave Chadkirk in Bellbowrie. Brisbane 3202 6758

A Question Paulie : do you think there is any possibility of Mr Bahn being condensed into rucksack size for easy transportation? Accessible at all times for those murkier moments? Bean x

Paul, During your travels always remember that old Nigerian saying - '...Umbala donquando impaba solua kotcha Kinder Surprise choka delata cif molonga snickers tomba...'

Translated means - Its not until you are up to your arse in alligators that you remember that the fisrt plan was to pump the swamp dry!! Ian

Hey, Ms. Bean, How's it going, babeski? Isnt Mozzerella Firefox a mexican cheese? And, by the way, I would love to help you out with your front and back slashes. I have an uncle who specialises in Mexican cheeses but he changed direction and became a plastic surgeon so any problems in the front and back direction can be done very cheaply. He once grafted a pair of breasts on to the back of a world famous gymnast from Bratislava and he/she is now a millionaire but he/she has to be careful when he/she lands. I am, presently, holidaying at my uncles gulag in Siberia, the glow from the local uranian mine gives the body a better glow than coppertone. Nornam Wisdom for President !!! Stanislav xxx

Paulie (Sounds like a Gay Hungarian Arms Dealer) Firstly, might I point out that I asked where you were, not what you are - I already know you are Manly - I've seen the hard skin on your feet. Well, me old son, sounds as if the Antipodes wont be the same, ever again. I see that you have partaken of the demon Penfolds…………….My, what a potent brew and brain masher that stuff can be. I can just picture Oz Clarkes lips, pursing like an Aardvarks arse as he tries to describe the aromas and bouquet of the stuff - '….A sharp tang of donkey hoof, excentuated with bursts of ferret and wombat s***e…..' A said in my previous message, I do have a little experience of the place. Port Lincoln (Gobblers Gulch), Geelong, Fremantle and Wolangong - and not in that order. I remember a fair haired maiden, standing on the quayside as we sailed away, over the ocean, to South America. And I remember her father, standing behind her, waving a 12 bore in the air….Such memories.Good pics, by the way, although the one of you, on the beach and entitled 'Romantic' does draw me back to my last message - I magnified the pic but could not see a single roo or sheep. Was it taking the picture or have you succumbed to the great art and following of Onanism?- if you have I must HAND it to you.Must dash, but before I do, ask yourself this - If Dracular couldn't see himself in the mirror, how come he always looked so immaculate ???Take care Ian

Hello wonder lust boy, glad to see you being you!, as you know weather crap here so your definately in the right place. Be very bad but take care. lots of love Jane

Bean I understand your desperation but this is not an internet dating site. However as I know you well and Ian is a very good pal I may ( and handsome, rich and single - with a wit to die for), just may introduce you. But if it turns out similar to the last time I played cupid for you don't blame me! Can I have my table back please.

Ian she is a wondrous woman and you have my full permission to woo her with words on this my own personal friends to be united/travel blog.

Ian you're in bat.

Paul

Ok, I'm prepared to concede that my slash may have been backward when it should have been frontal, but have just managed it first time when changing to mozzerella firefox (or something similar) - anything beyond that is definately your fault! P.S. I'm in love with Ian Bahn x

hi paul hope your bronzing your arse in that hot sun dont burn it big storms here rain and high winds keep at it see ya andy

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glad to see you are having a good time.... because you aint missing anything here ! weather here is raining hard, keep enjoying yourself alg

hey paul, hope your having a lot of fun. when your back I'll have to pay you a visit and get the full sp. lots of love, Gemma xxxx