sawadee ka from thailand.... thats hello to u and me....

well here on ko phan gnan and had no1 of our phat partys here.... the 1/2 moon party was on the 28th in the jungle surrounded my trees, loud trance/psy-trance music, lots of sweaty bodies, and f*** loads of neo lights making everybody go abit loopy! got sum crazy artwork in neo paint all up my leg, then danced like a crazy chicken on a podium in the middle of the massive dancefloor raving it up with my bright flame raging up my leg..... was pretty f***ing cool! arrived on the island 2 days ago.... the boat across was cool.... no sickness and was taking a boat full of cool travelliers ready to hit ko phan gnan hard.... like us! met sum awesome aussies hoo we're going sailing with in sydney which will be fun!! ko samui was out previous island which again was pretty heavy...... the clubs here are unbelievably huge and all ourdoor so its pretty good! xmas eve in samui was amazing... we just didn';t stop.... had dinner in lamai (our resort) then bout 10.30 went to chaweng (next resort down) where it all happens and just got pretty drunk and raved it up with the thai.... which may i say are awesome people to rave with, so much fun! there were just people everwhere dancing in the street to the usual dance tunes//// was loving silence (delerium) for all u that know it! hahaha got ourselves another massage on xmas eve too which again was good, but think i came out of it more pained that relaxed this time, thou she made our toes and fingers nails all pretty so we looked lovely! they were in love with my hairly blonde arm hair, insisting it was beautiful, even thou i told them i looked like a gorilla (you no gorilla, u beautiful, beautiful) and just amazed and jealous at the size of nikkis breasts (aren't we all)!! currently sat in an internet shop in haed rin, the resort around from ours, which is where it all happens here.... done quite alot of shopping in prep for aus land, and soon after our emailing we're off to a pool party with a happy 'hour' all night.... which sounds f***ing awesome to me!!! got a jeep on the last island in ko samui which was cool.... i let nikki drive me round all day... my personal shoffer, and we went and checked out gorgeous beaches, monk sancturay and waterfall.... althou didn't actually reach the fall of the water cause u have to walk abit throu the woods, and we're were lazy people and got back into lionel the jeep.... went to sum crazy hill top magic garden with sketchy thai statues everywhere and a mountain lookout which was pretty cool! drove to a posh expenisve restaurant and i treated nix to xmas bbq!!! nice! chilled out last nice.... watching my pirate copy of borat i purchgased out here..... got loada people round the tv in our resort, most hadn't watched it, nikki included, so everbody was laughing ther t*** off.... if u haven't watched it yet... watch it!!! just before we watched borat we went for a wonder and found the coolest f***ing bar u will find.... it was a bright red vw campervan, with vw stools around it and the bar in the van! serious s*** hot! the owner as welll was f***ing cool, and while he was making my concoction called a cocktail, i was playing about with this plastic toy dog, switched the on button, to find the dog singing with his willy out in my face!! omg i nearly wet myslef laughing, along with everyone else sat at the bar! then to top off my amusement, the 'icetea cocktail' id ordered was tequilla, vodka, gin, malibu, triple sec and a tea spoon of cola! i watched him make this 'cocktail' and thought how the f*** am i gonna get thou this without either a) being ill or b) being silly and drunk, but i cudn't let 'the side' down, so gradually got throu it and didn't actuallly feel much different than before the cocktaill.... yeah hardcore as ever is me! one last thing before im off.... me and nix where walking back from going out in ko samui and found a screaming woman in the back of a truck and two men motionless in the road with the motorbikes on the side of the road..... there where thais round one man, but the other was right in the middle of the road, and no joke, and looked so dead. it was horrible to see, such a shock as it not the kinda thing u cum across every day.... anyway, happy thoughts.... have a great new year! lots of love as always, louchie baby!! xxxx