Hello. Wake up at about eight from a solid two hours sleep! Thanks phillip and random groupie! Turns out Harry has lost his phone so we look for that and end up blaming it on the groupie from last night as she left at 5am.
Go down with Harry to have more WEETBIX TORAH BRIGHT EATS WEETBIX and have a sneaky tangerine (fruit here is so much better than back home!). I then split to go and sort out internet banking/mobile issues then go looking for a hat and realise how hard it is to walk round a clothes shop without being HARASSED by over enthusiastic shop assistants (some were fit though).
I then get back and harry and i venture out to bondi beach for the afternoon to help harry rid himself of his lily tone. Talk to a guy on the bus who was here for two months on a world tour with friends and told me about someone who got in a fight in a hostel and was thrown out, however noone realised the other guy was in a bike gang! So he got his leg broken down some dingy alley and had to move away! (scary)
Get to the beach, surf is about head high and crowded, went for a swim in the rip and look like an idiot getting washed around between the banks!
Meanwhile surf increases and we watch some good surfing, gutted i didnt bring my board! We spend some quality time looking at the scantily clad hot aussie girls scattering the beach and then find ourselves the target of abuse from three over friendly asian girls. They apparantly study english which is hardly believable as they don't know what the word sex is!?! We then take some quality photos and i abuse them for a little longer before they scarper.
We then head back on the bus and meet a guy who lives and works in bondi who used to work at the posh restaurant where di caprio and james cameron went, he wasnt allowed to serve them but ate the leftovers of their steaks! CLAIM!
Got back, rang Harry's phone and that nob head girl answered (whod have guessed!) so sent him down to the 32 man room in the hostel which he wasnt too pleased about. Cooked burritos and got chatting to a german and italian girl with their friend nico! We have lots and lots of wine, i meet a girl from conwy and have welsh banter then chill with the german and italian for the rest of the night. Go upstairs to my room and we listen to reggae, we organise to go to the beach tomorrow then i send them packing as i start to drift off! GOOD DAY!!