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Arrive at seven AM thinkin its PM, wonder round ont bill for a while get sweaty and stare at legs and tit coming from every corner of the street! Speak to ryan, mum, dan and rowan on skype and go find a phone card. See vodaphone but shut i ask if its a lunch break but he says hes closed for breakfast as it is 8am silly me..
Three hours lookin for commonwealth bank headquarters. Turns out i dont know how to use a map anymore as i usually rely on my faithful technology.. Have a nandos, get back to hostel feel whacked, check in go upstairs, open my room door to find two people shaggin on the top bunk! Afternoon delight! So go and sort my phone out and go under in the dining room for a bit.. Meet some GERMANS who said they were going to the blue mountains tomorrow keen to go with.
Head back to room to find it empty, settle in then meet phillip the smooth erman who was shaggin, give him some banter and turns out he surfs and had been in aud for a while so has acquired a possy. Then meet harry, an ACCOUNTANT from NORWICH! Great combo! End up attending the hostel quiz night with him and get pretty ruined on GOON (piss) then go to side bar play pool free drinks of hayden the canadian and dance with germans whilst getting harasses by another GERMAN whos mate is getting used and abused by a protective fat bird! Leave sober and get a good nights sleep! Yesssss!
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